To put it simply, the largest crap you have ever taken. Copious amounts of feces exiting the system at a rapid rate resulting in the need to hold onto something.
Man, I just ate a giant bowl of fiber bran and had to run to the head.....let me tell you, THAT was a bowl holder.
A bearholding a shark is the ultimate weapon of mass destruction
jimmy got a bear holding a shark for christmas and brought it in for show and tell with his school when he got bullied the bear holding a shark viciously mauled the bullies to death