Hockey Face 

One who has a distorted, mis-shaped face due to getting punched or slammed in the face. Like how hockey players faces are from being beaten so many times, their broken noses, cheeks, missing teeth and overall "dumb" look on their faces forms a "hockey face"

Boxers on UFC have some gnarly "hockey face" just like those of hockey players.

Hockey Face by GingerSass541 May 26, 2014

hockey cunt 

Someone, typically an adolescent, who uses the fact that he plays hockey as an excuse to be an asshole and extremely sensitive to anything regarding him/her.

As Al goes in for the punch after Hockey Cunt insults him, Hockey Cunt says "You can't punch me, I play hockey bitch"

hockey cunt by Silly_Ghillie March 21, 2016

Hockey pucking 

The act of eating a Hamburger or circular lunch meat without the bun, using your fingers.

Bruno: You gonna eat anything at the baseball game?
Dave: Yeah but I can't eat bread so I think I'll be Hockey Pucking some burgers.

Hockey pucking by The Actor's Mind June 18, 2017

hockey hoe

Women who come to the rink dressed like they are straight out of the jersey shore cast. They act like they are the hottest thing to walk on gods green earth but in reality they are far from it. Their main goal is to attempt to attract pro hockey players but they end up attracting nothing but run down hosers instead. How to spot a hockey hoe: Overly tanned skin, dark hair with blonde highlights, tons of makeup, short shorts and random player tee.

Yo George did you see that hockey hoe who jumped in front of my car to get an autograph?

hockey hoe by DropShotDangles July 19, 2017

hockey sockey 

Punching someone in the throat.

Curtis: *being annoying*

Shilo: stfu I will hockey sockey you in the throat!

Tony: DAMNNNNNN!!

Curtis: *sits in silence*

hockey sockey by Hreesecup2469 December 15, 2017

hockey puck 

-a vulcanized rubber disc that serves the same function as a ball in sports
-a deodorizing block used to disinfect and reduce and/or mask odors in urinals

when you see the hockey pucks found n the urinals, do not eat the blue/pink hockey pucks

hockey puck by curtis450 December 19, 2017

Hockey Gouging 

The look you give your meal in the staff canteen before slaughtering it.

“Damn bro, stop Hockey Gouging at those chicken strips”
“Wtf is that?”
“It’s the look you give your meal before devouring it”

Hockey Gouging by pseudenym June 6, 2018