Head-butting 

When you have sex with a pregnant female. The term comes from the fictitious contact between the head of the erect penis and that of the infant.

"How was your night with prego Sally last night?"

"Let's just say we did some serious head-butting!"

"Niceeeeee"

Head-butting by ForeverBethBredl February 15, 2010

Head Stash 

A collection of the best goodies you come across; not for sale to the general public. Good for those birthdays when you wanna whip some shit out that'll blow everyone's mind.

"I just picked up some fire ass kush, this shit is goin in my head stash for sure."

"Mickey's got some of those dank rolls left, let's feed him coke and captain till he busts his head stash out."

"Man me and me Daniel ate those shrooms I been keepin' in my head stash, we tripped our fuckin' faces off!"

Head Stash by MDZEE November 9, 2011

head honcho 

N.

1. A person with advantages over the rest, though he or she may not be any more qualified than the others.
2. The Boss
3. Moms
4. That guy who's in charge and does nothing. And gets paid a whole damn lot for it.
5. The Alpha male

Because he was the head honcho, he could run for office under the name "El Presidente" and no one could do a damn thing about it.

head honcho by Michelle S, (with credit to Chris) August 19, 2006

head nurse 

1. The lead nurse working on a shift.

2. The nurse with the dirtiest knees. Much more valuable and rare than definition 1.

1. The head nurse is coming to remove your catheter.

2. The head nurse relieved me of some pressure in my groin.

head nurse by Madmann October 8, 2005

head scissors 

A wrestling hold in which the woman clasps her opponent's head between her legs, face-to-bottom and squeezes their head to punish their opponent or force a submission.

She punished her opponent with a powerful head scissors

head scissors by Adam11 September 4, 2006

Head up ass disease 

Head Up Ass Disease, in other words, someone has HUAD when his/her perception of a situation is so unusual or extremely inaccurate, most are left speechless.

She really thinks she's the best thing since sliced bread. She has head up ass disease.

Head up ass disease by ReallyGood January 2, 2012

head desk

the act of hitting your head on a desk from frustration, or pure boredness.

I just head desked myself because I am so bored.



She frustrated me so I did a head desk.

head desk by viva la c-bomb February 11, 2009