Having a Dan

Having a Dan refers to a person male or female, who chooses to masturbate EXTREMELY regularly!! You don't care where you are and who your with, you'll march off find some quiet corner and have special time.

Walking through the local park "Man i really fancy a Dan"

Having tea with the family "right i have finished, off for a Dan"

"where's Rich?" .."oh hes having a Dan"

by tallfatguy February 8, 2010

Hatinder

a mythical creature known to consume mass quantities of carbohydrates in mere seconds. Has the grace of a cow and don't let the pretty face fool you since it can crush people with its massive cheeks.

a: hide your food hatinder is here!!
b: i got beat up last night, feels like hatinder rocked me :(

by lower boy December 21, 2010

Bum Hatting

To "bum hat" is to refer, promote or summarise oneself needlessly. This is mostly done by television where large proportions of low quality programmes will summarise and re-summarise what has happened previously before showing highlights of what is coming up. Thus a large proportion of the show will be full of "bum hatting".

Some websites do this also e.g. Running an article on the "ten most read articles" etc. and it is also worth noting that "best of" and "nostalgia" programmes on television are basically hour long "bum hatting" sessions.

Interestingly, "bum hatting" has nothing to do with 'Inspector Bum Hat', a character created by TV Critic Charlie Brooker, parodying television detective programmes.

"I like watching 'The Biggest Loser' but the amount of bum hatting is intolerable".

"Tonight's episode of Friends is on at 8pm but it's a best of and thus just bum hatting"

by mokershipping March 19, 2011

Bowler Hatting

Ramming a mega dildo or fat cock at an angle up the wrongun of a woman so that a domed prolapse appears out of her clunge. This bordered by the piss flaps gives the appearance of a bowler hat.

Last night I caught my missis with her legs thrown over the back of her neck with a rolling pin up her ass bowler hatting in front of a mirror.

by scruffystuff September 21, 2011

Are you having your period?

A term you say to your friends, mainly male friends if you have any moral code. You only say it to them when they are angry or very mad. I wouldn't recomend saying it to them if they are angry at you and are on the verge of stabbing you with something.

Friend: Shut the fuck up
You: Are you having your period?

by Shaginji May 23, 2008

having kids over

When someone lets a number of people over to their house to drink and participate in activities which usually take place at a party, but now at a lesser scale. One might tell someone else that someone is "just having kids over" in order to deter random or unwelcome people from attempting to party at this persons home.

CJ: Yooo Nick what are you up to tonight?
Nick: Oh whatup, I'm at Steve's
CJ: Oh shit, he's havn a party?
Nick: Nahh, he's just having kids over.

by Sal9 August 21, 2009

Hastings Pudding

A fake pudding invented to make the English appear ignorant about the shit house local recipes. When mentioned they commonly reject it's existence then agree it does just to sound less stupid.

It is also a term for when a gay man falls asleep with jizz on his face and it dries so he can chip it off and eat it when he is hungry.

Q: "Hey John, is that Hastings Pudding on your face?"
A: "Fook me I have been looking for that cunt on google for ages, fookin takes good!!"

by mindcandy August 3, 2012