California Handy

An anonymous masturbatory service administered free of charge. A term derived from a suggestion that Californians live a freer life than most people, and are generally more upbeat and willing to grant sexual favors to complete strangers, for free, in order to spread their cheer. The term “handy” is short slang for “handjob.”

Man, I hadn’t had any sexual relations in years before that lady was nice enough to give me a California Handy while we were standing in line for the ATM machine.

by Hoof April 26, 2024

Haunted handy

Handjob that is so otherworldly your soul is sucked out you release ectoplasm upon orgasm.

Halloween was nothing until she hit me with that haunted handy

by Podracer06 May 13, 2025

96 handie

When you get a hand job in the back seat of a 96 Jeep Cherokee.

Dude you should of been there to see my 96 handie last night. Freaking awesome!

by Blackgrouper September 08, 2016

Cratch My Handy

When you try to insult someone but you cant come up with anything

Yeah well Cratch My Handy!

by True_Flame October 13, 2020

greezy handy

This is when you get a handy before a shower right after a sports event.

She gave me the best greezy handy after homecoming last night

by Lefty38 December 03, 2013

Handy Fish

The same thing as a catfish, although this person will give you a handjob or handy even though they aren't who they say they are.

"Hey man, did that chick turn out to be a catfish?"
"At first yeah, but she turned out to be a handy fish so at least I got a handjob out of it."

by Scarpal March 11, 2014

handy sandwich

The act of receiving or giving a a handjob over the boxers/undies but underneath the pants/shorts.

That stripper just gave me a Handy Sandwich for $20

by BatRoss November 20, 2017