two-minute handjob

When you're driving with your romantic partner and have to stop at a railroad crossing for a train, then the man pulls his penis out and receives a full finished handjob in roughly two minutes, or for however long the train is crossing.

Dick: "Oh look Jane, a train's crossing!"
Jane: "Hey! Nice! You want a two-minute handjob?"
Dick: "Sure babe!"

by realsuperiorP July 29, 2021

all american handjob

when you paint your dick red, white, and blue then before the paint dries, your put on metal claws to resemble talons of an eagal then then jack off using the wet paint as lube.

dude. Why do you have scars on your dick

90 year old man: back in 1972 me and my friends did the all american handjob, too bad all of them died

by dick flavored ass September 5, 2019

Rock star handjob

The process of administering a handjob while wearing awesome sunglasses.

Jessica walked into the room wearing her awesome sunglasses and administered a rock star handjob

by Jessieka May 29, 2013

National Handjob Day

National Handjob Day is on May 10th. On this day, any guy is authorized to ask a girl of their choice to give them a handjob.

A: “Hey, it’s National Handjob day today. Wanna give me a handjob?”
B: “Sure, come over to my place!”

by Coronavaaarus April 21, 2020

Zack Morris Handjob

When you receive a handjob from someone (Male or Female) wearing a Hypercolor T-shirt.

Vince: This Zack Morris Handjob is reminiscent of the early 1990's.
Chris: It's all thanks to my Hypercolor t-shirt, and my extremely large hands.

by Spaghetti016 September 16, 2009

australian style handjob

A handjob that comes from down under.

My girlfriend surprised me today with a come from behind Australian style handjob.

by Sharknado1 December 6, 2013

Holland Tunnel Handjob

When you pick up a hooker in either the New Jersery or New York City before entering the Holland Tunnel and pay her to give you a handjob while you are in the tunnel.

I was stuck in traffic so i figured I should get a Holland Tunnel handjob on my way home from the Izod Center.

by Lil mondie August 17, 2009