horror movie handjob

when you are at the movies watching a horror movie with your girlfriend and she is giving you a handjob as someone screams and she squeezes and tugs your penis and you scream like a bitch

davie: why is he holding his crotch
susie: his girlfriend gave him a horror movie handjob
davie: oooooohh thats suck i woulda beat that hoes ass

by killyoface1123249 July 30, 2010

handjob

When one person stimulates another person's penis with their hand, usually resulting in ejaculation; sometimes used
to secure membership on a cal-i team when one does not posess the skill to acquire a roster spot through normal means.

<@CaptWaters`USSTERRIBLE> And how did Mark get on Pandemic?
<@Rhetoric> Handjob!!

by Travis Barry February 25, 2005

Peanut Butter Handjob

A post-anal handjob.

After a long day working the back door, he got a peanut butter handjob as a reward.

by Leigh Awkwardman December 2, 2003

The Shading Handjob Correlation

If you are good at shading in drawings the you are good at giving handjobs.
so, good shaders=good handjob givers
particularly if you are female. If you're a really good shader, then you're really good at giving handjobs.

jameson: I know that kelly would give amazing handjobs because she is amazing at shading her drawings. This is because of the shading handjob correlation.

by Jameson Patrick December 9, 2008

aztec handjob

When a woman who is having her menstrual cycle fingers herself and then, with the menstrual blood still on her hand, jerks you off.

"He refused to screw her on her period, so she gave him an aztec handjob"

by sisyphussy February 25, 2009

national handjob day

on the day april, 13 it will be national handjob day so give someone anyone a handjoba

damn terry you got 5 handjobs today?
yea man it national handjob day

by daddybb4567 May 25, 2018

British Handjob

When a girl either can't, or is really bad at giving handjobs, they are refered to as a british handjob, meaning a british guy could do it better.

Guy 1: Did you get that handjob from grayce?
Guy 2: Nope she wouldnt do it, its like a british handjob

by LOLSUX January 19, 2010