Ass-hamed

A term used when referring to a person who tries exceptionally hard to be something they are not. Doing everything in their power to win people over just for personal gain. Usually they fail, then go home, and masturbate with their own tears.

Person A "That dude thinks he's awesome"
Person B "Yea, he's been an ass-hamed all night"

by your f'in momma December 16, 2010

Hampton

in the popular video game series halo, when you sit in the gunner seat of a warthog and hold down the trigger button while aimlessly sweeping around the map, killing no one and aggravating everyone.

Dude, look at that idiot hamptoning in front of red base...

by **bungie November 7, 2007

hamette

Female version of a Ham. A female that is a pushover at any time for the sake of good attention which results in getting that attention and usually a good laugh.

My dog Stormy Sue is such a hamette. She will literally cozy up to anyone on the couch and lay her head on your shoulder.

Daisy Mae was a great hamette in her time by sitting on the kitchen chair next to you and giving her paw so that you would scratch her belly and would continue to do so until she was satisfied

by luvmydogz January 22, 2010

haietunnk

the japanese definiton for 'whore'

"you are a fucking haietunnk"

by scarface11 August 25, 2008

hamehamehah

The special energy ball used in the dragon ball z series by the protagonist Goku. It is a fairly effective maneuver.

Picolo: hey get out of way kid.
Goku:No
Picolo: I will kill you.
Goku: thats only if u can get past my HAMEHAMEHAH!!!

by theguywhomyouarenotconcernedto April 1, 2009

haleto migiram

a Persian expression for " I'll kick ur as$ " , though it's not that much offensive. usually used when u wanna pick a fight.

-what? u wanna pick a fight?
- don't talk or I'll " haleto migiram "

by CoolP February 20, 2009

Hamlet Railroad

Hamlet, incorporated on February 9, 1897, has always been a railroad town with five spurs radiating from the town to Richmond, Wilmington

Hamlet Railroad Radio: I want everyone to know that Hamlet maybe another small town with nothing going on, but the rail traffic is large and in charge!

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010