Hairy TicTac

When someone’s head is structured in which it looks liked a TicTac, but they have a beard etc....

-“Hey!, have you been Dave lately”
-“Yeah, he be looking like a right hairy TicTac”

by Cammy.K17 July 11, 2019

Hairy David

When somebody shaves their pubes and glues them to another persons upper lip.

Using feline feasies to glue the pubes to the persons upper lip.

"I fell asleep and I woke up and Todd had given me a hairy David ".

by T-rent October 10, 2014

Hairy Wings

When ones back hair grows and forms a wing shape. It can be overwhelming to most women and men.

Corbin has hairy wings, I ran my fingers thru them very thoroughly.

by KingFett September 18, 2014

Hairy Cheed

Exactly Like A Cheed ,But with the addition of a monstrous amount of hair. AKA Bush, Afro, Mop.

EX1 (in the locker room)
Dude You have a hairy cheed! shave that shit!

EX2
Michelle wouldn't have sex with him because he wouldn't shave his hairy cheed.

by Mikeybear February 13, 2008

Hairy pussy

I want some hairy woman to masturbate with me

Hairy pussy masturbating

by Littlepenis1965 February 17, 2023

Hairy Delivery

The act of shitting on a bearded man’s face.

Yeah, we did a hairy delivery last night! He really enjoyed it!

by milkBAKE February 13, 2020

The hairy monkey

He ugly as frick but he like a chimpanzee and he’s cuddly so we didn’t put him down yet

Oh man, the hairy monkey is very... CHILL

by THE CHICKENMAN1182 December 10, 2019