monkey hosing

Vigorously tugging of your own or a friends foreskin and stretching it a considerable distance. Usually done whilst staring at a banana and grinning like a fool.

His constant monkey hosing risked him being locked up in the zoo.

by DirtyBob April 18, 2015

national hooking up day

May 2 is nation hooking up day. Boys and girls men and woman were gonna have fun today

Hey is national hooking up day down to hu?

by lil dequavis April 7, 2019

Doin a Hopkins

The act of tucking your fallous in between your legs, shaving your pubes,then drawing a line to create the illusion of a vagina.
This is followed by logging on to a social networking web cam based site, and letting a pervert masturbate to your newly shaved mangina.
When said pervert is finished, you expose your previously hidden member, to shock the pervert into feelings of guilt and shame.

Hey man, I just done a hopkins, yeah that pervert loved jackin off to my shaved pretend crease.
Yeah I love doin a hopkins

by People Champion February 24, 2011

honkin' the bobo

Reference to oral sex.

She was honkin' the bobo last night.
When the police investigated the car with the foggy windows, they saw the girl honkin' the bobo

by prezstain March 28, 2007

Fish hooking

Shoving 2 fingers in a vagina and pushing upwards much like a fish hook. Feels absolutely amazing!

She wasn't feeling it until I said I would fish hook her. She loved it! Fish hooking is great!

by Lilkittycat June 9, 2015

hooking up

Two people who are not dating, but are only just making out and or secretly dating. It is only known by you, the other person, and your and his/her closest friends.

Brittany and K-Fed are hooking up.
No, they are actually doing it.

by hajataya March 17, 2009

honking

Having a whinge, a moan, a complain or just a good old fashioned honk...

That bloke is always honking about something

by honkus #2 July 2, 2011