by Big Cat Daddy May 1, 2009
Get the ho fare mug.expression used to stymie someone who tries, and fails desperately, to gain attention (or to look "cool," intelligent or informed) by contributing poorly or unnecessarily to a discourse.
"that bitch is so clueless... she swears she's the shit, but really, she's so far behind she thinks she's ahead."
"i know. we all went out for sushi and she starts in on one of her spiels, about the history of wasabi and where to get the most 'authentic kind,' and i was just like: 'ho, sit down'"
"i know. we all went out for sushi and she starts in on one of her spiels, about the history of wasabi and where to get the most 'authentic kind,' and i was just like: 'ho, sit down'"
by bluleggero August 30, 2009
Get the ho, sit down mug.To initiate contact with past lovers, hook-up buddies, and one night stands after long intervals of time with no communication for the purposes of:
1) ensuring that he/she will indulge in the thought of you
2) that he/she will reminiscence about past passion,
3) he/she will try to pick up where you last dropped off, and/or
4) seeing if he/she can still be considered your ho
1) ensuring that he/she will indulge in the thought of you
2) that he/she will reminiscence about past passion,
3) he/she will try to pick up where you last dropped off, and/or
4) seeing if he/she can still be considered your ho
1) I just engaged in "ho-maintenance" by sending mass text messages to past hook-ups only during the holidays
2) I engage in ho-maintenance by calling ho's while drunk just to see what they are doing after not talking to them after a long time
3) I did ho-maintenance by sending text messages like "I was just thinking about you" after months of not contacting them
2) I engage in ho-maintenance by calling ho's while drunk just to see what they are doing after not talking to them after a long time
3) I did ho-maintenance by sending text messages like "I was just thinking about you" after months of not contacting them
by Cmakow1986 January 13, 2011
Get the ho-maintenance mug.A lazy person who doesnt do any work for themselves and mooches off their friends. Combination of hobo and bum.
Michael: I asked Allyssa to pick me up on the way and she said it was too much work, even though its not any extra driving.
Tom: Yea shes sucha ho-bum.
Tom: Yea shes sucha ho-bum.
by thatlazyasian September 16, 2011
Get the Ho-Bum mug.the girl in the office who flirts with all the guys who are cute and have loving girlfriends. she usually has big tits but a mediocre face and writes many facebook wall posts that go unreplied-to.
her main strategies of flirtation include silly nicknames, semi-personal office-related inside jokes, teasing, and funny youtube videos.
the guys in the office are nice to her and entertain her youtube video fascinations occasionally but in the end, there's a reason why they still have girlfriends elsewhere.
her main strategies of flirtation include silly nicknames, semi-personal office-related inside jokes, teasing, and funny youtube videos.
the guys in the office are nice to her and entertain her youtube video fascinations occasionally but in the end, there's a reason why they still have girlfriends elsewhere.
ho-worker: ooh i'm so excited for the staff lunch today!
office stud: yeah it'll be cool. i gtg do some work before i go to that
ho-worker: yeah me too, and then i'll walk to lunch with you.
office stud: uh ok whatever
office stud: yeah it'll be cool. i gtg do some work before i go to that
ho-worker: yeah me too, and then i'll walk to lunch with you.
office stud: uh ok whatever
by slamma_jamma June 18, 2009
Get the ho-worker mug.To call for a hooker, and then, in close enough proximity, bop her head with a whiffle bat. Conclude your feat with a loud exclamation of "Ho-Boppin'!!" Drive away...
"Excuse me..Twenty Dollars! Mike Smith wants a prostitute for twenty dollars!"
"Yeah it'll be twenty up front"
*Wack*
"Ho-Boppin'!"
"Yeah it'll be twenty up front"
*Wack*
"Ho-Boppin'!"
by StoutMasterFlexx5000 April 28, 2008
Get the ho-boppin' mug.Does not refer to an actual thing, but is instead used in an expression in black culture: to pull someone's ho card is to call them out. See call out. Often the word "ho" is understood to be present and is not spoken. (pull ya' card)
by TheMusicBiz April 17, 2008
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