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Hillbilly dump truck

When you dont shit for a week then punch a girl mouth knock out her teeth. Then shit on her.
Last night I meat a girl at a bar. Took her home and treated her to a hillbilly dump truck.
by 69sniffer November 8, 2020
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Metro Hillbilly

(n): A person who enjoys wearing plaid flannels, in colors other than army green, black, red, dark blue. Acceptable colors include, bright pink, bright blue, actually any neon color, or colors often found on a metrosexual. Also, if in question, when wearing said flannels, wearer will defend onself with "Hey its not my fault you are not into fashion."
Dude K.K. is looking like a metro hillbilly right now.
by acer10000000 January 15, 2011
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HILLBILLY TRUST FUND

A man with a job who a single mother shacks up with to provide for her children and family.
Hey Leonard, quit your job! I just met a hillbilly trust fund!
by Atelier Handsome June 14, 2025
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Hillbilly Hand Grenade

When in reverse cowgirl, the man, just before orgasming, reaches through the woman’s legs to grab a fistful of pubes. The man then rips them out while thrusting as hard as possible to launch the woman away, screaming “grenade” and taking cover.
I think Jared’s PTSD is getting worse, he keeps doing hillbilly hand grenades and crying afterward.

Susan and I were going at it last night and she asked, “what are we?” I had to get out of there so I did a hillbilly hand grenade and ran.
by shaggybaglord May 30, 2021
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fat hillbilly

Man who is severely overweight and is missing part of his front tooth. Usually jobless and has an Obama phone.
The fat hillbilly got owned by the tiny fat man.
by Yankees10407 May 19, 2016
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Hunkin Dunkin Hillbilly

A Man/Woman who lives in a trailer park And/Or mountains and is the lowest grade of white trash
Guy 1: Yo bro have you seen Randal dis dude

Guy 2: - say no more about that Hunkin Dunkin Hillbilly
by _LILGHOSTWRITER_ November 29, 2018
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Hillbilly Fleshlight

Using a Ball jar packed with 1 pound of thinly-sliced bacon that’s been warmed on 40% power for 3-5 minutes, for masturbation.
There were no chicks at the bar last night so I just went home and hit the ol’ Hillbilly Fleshlight. BLT’s for lunch tomorrow!
by Meato December 18, 2023
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