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Gym buff 

A man who is completely lost in life after gettingbout of the security of high school, and has no idea how to define himself or fund meaning in life other than repeatedly lifting weights and taking steroids to get as enormous and humanly possible. They usually base their entire lives aroubd this only wearing clothes that either show off their deformed bodies or say things like "seriously strong"
Tom: How's Tony been doing John
John: Not too well. Poor guy never had any idea what to do with himself, so he's just become a total gym buff. Never does anything but pump iron and dope up until he looks like a human terd.
Gym buff by the funny one November 4, 2018
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steroid drugs illegally used to enhance performance
He had a reputation for using gym candy to bulk up.
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Gym Snatch 

The stench, moisture and texture of a vagina after a vigorous workout at the gym
"Dude, how did it go with the bird from the gym?"
"Man she just got off the treadmill and you can't work a bird with a case of gym snatch"
Gym Snatch by dimmyrock December 8, 2012
A person who power squats with their chest down and does a lot of sumo deadlifts. Despite all their leg work, they are always showing off their upper body. The term comes from the fact that despite having numerous legs, crabs only show off their claws for mating. They can also be referred to as squat lobsters.
Omg that dude is such a gym crab, all those squats and he only shows off his arms!
Gym crab by Judge dredd 12 July 3, 2015
1) a person who uses you and your gym membership but gives you nothing in exchange

2)an individual who can't get out of the gym
Homie1 :"Damn Jessica is such a gym hoe, she only talks to me when she wants to go to the gym"

Homie2:"Did you smash though?"

Homie1:"Nah fam"

Hector: "fuck man I think I'm becoming a gym hoe. I go twice a day."
gym hoe by GroovyE April 6, 2016

gym loser 

Someone who go's to the gym to get a social life.
Jim is a gym loser he tries to be the bigman in the gym but hides the fact he lives with his mom and takes part in online dating.
gym loser by TimeToFap September 14, 2017

Gym badge 

to date / fuck someone of a race
i have a white, black, asian, and mixed gym badges
Gym badge by dlmt February 11, 2019