Grunk

A very VERY fat lady that looks appealing to your third eye (sexuality)

Damn... That girl is a grunk

by Micheal Jaxon December 3, 2016

Gunk spout

The act of sneezing and ejaculating at the same time, aiming the discharge at a counterpart's face/tits.

Person 1: Bro, last night I straight up jizzed and sneezed at the same time. It felt amazing!
Person 2: Classic Gunk spout.

by LaLaLandWon March 1, 2017

grunka

When you cry and wank at the same time.

"Ahh i didn't get any girl tonight again" Response: "Well then just go grunka bro"

by juliandm March 22, 2017

gunkeren

Gunkeren means that something is another kind of cool, the best way to explain it in English would be to compare it to awesome.
Gunkeren is a word that mostly teenagers use, usually they will be in the meme/gaming community.

Gunkeren kill on that Pharah

by VerifiedMolester April 3, 2017

Gunka

A cute girl with cat ears and a eye patch

Wow, Gunka it's really lovely

by GunkaNye September 21, 2017

gunkday

The day (or several days) at the end of a common cold when your body is being "productive" and clearing out all the gunk and lungbutter. You may or may not be contagious, but folks will definitely steer clear.

Todd: Wow, Elliot should totally have stayed home for gunkday.
JD: Yeah, I always stay home for gunkday. That way I won't make my coworkers sick.
Perry: You make me sick.

by Beryllium October 3, 2017

Grunk

1. Being an asshole while still keeping friends
2. Being an outgoing person
3. Another word for improvisation

1. Man, I hate that dude, but he's still my friend. That Grunk.
2. Oh geez, he came dressed up as a Crawfish! What a Grunk!
3. Man, I love Grunk!

by Lord Of Grunk November 8, 2017