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Grumpenis

General irritability, or GRUMPINESS, from a lack of sexual release or satisfaction. Can also be the cause of anger, short tempers and volatile behavior. Long bouts with Grumpenis may cause depression in some men.

It is recommended that Grumpenis be relieved with the use of a slumpbuster, twice daily, for a length of 10 days, if possible.
I haven't gotten laid in a month and my grumpenis is really starting to effect my overall mood.
by 73dart_swinger June 30, 2010
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grumpapotamus

A very grumpy person. Usually signifies chronic grumpiness.
Stop being such a grumpapotamus.
by Me January 2, 2005
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Grampy's Handshake

A vigorous hand job administered by an elderly male or, in cases of family fun, your grandpa.
Dude lets go drinking at Old Tymers tonight.

Why? It's full of horny old men.

I know. I got a Grampy's Handshake last time I was there.
by Eaton Holgoode December 22, 2015
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grumpalumpagous

a grouchy, discontented, ill tempered person, particularly someone who chooses to be unhappy
Man, you would think that rich retired geezer would be nicer but he's a real grumpalumpagous. If I were you, I'd steer clear of him.
by no1sandman April 17, 2016
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riley grump butt

A person who wants to sleep all day and won't get out of bed. Instead of loving you, they just lay in your bed all day. They are also very mean when they are asleep. They fart on you, try to push you off the bed, and call you mean names.
Riley, please stop being a Riley Grump Butt and get out of bed.
by Please Get Up and Love Me January 28, 2016
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grump

1) the disposal of a bad attitude or exceptionally grumpy perspective. 2) The byproduct of general grumpiness
agitated venting girlfriend: "We never do what I want to do! We always go to all the stupid bars YOU want and hang out with YOUR friends and...OMG these pants dont fit me anymore?!! FML"

boyfriend: "wow...sounds like someone needs to take a grump"
by tfortso January 18, 2011
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glumpy

This paint I'm filtering is glumpy, full of globs and lumps!
by creatiffany March 3, 2008
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