grocery rage

that feeling you get when you are at the grocery store and you can't fucking find what you need on your list so you end up roaming the whole fucking store trying to find shit, thus taking up an obscene amount of time that you could have been doing something else.

Bystander #1: What's wrong with that chick down in aisle seven?

Bystander #2: I don't know, she looks super pissed. She's probably having grocery rage.

Bystander #1: Oh, that poor soul.

by astridfrost November 9, 2011

weekend grocery store

The weekend grocery store is where one can purchase consumables for weekend festivities. Commonly known as the liqueur store.

I need to make a run to the weekend grocery store. Who's going to drive me?

by sunfarm July 28, 2009

jake groe

Short, fun, salty, and competitive, all the features of a Jake Groe.

Man, CS GO makes me such a Jake Groe.

by PoopinButtCheex September 6, 2017

Matt groening’s

Something owned by Matt groening. Example: the simpsons, Futurama.

Person 1: Hey, did you see matt groening’s new series?

Person 2: Yes. I am a big fan

by maxsUDdefnitions June 10, 2021

up in them groceries

When a handsome/beautiful man/woman chases after hefty sized man/woman.

Hey bro, I'm about to get up in them groceries.

by Christopher Michael G 93 June 5, 2014

Goke

Goke=Good + Joke = Good joke
Is a sarcastic term used as an adjective to describe a joke that isn't funny ( see. Shoke for a funny joke). A goker is a person who regularly tells non funny jokes.

The pre-fix of G can be commonly used in front of everday words to describe things which are bad. ie. Goor = Good Door which is actually a bad door which is poorly made.

Gareth: Why did the chicken cross the road?
William: Why?
Gareth: To get to the other side!
William: Goke

by urbandictioner2010 April 12, 2010

unload the groceries

to throw ya guts up real good

had to unload the groceries after havin a good feed

by CUT THE CHEESE April 3, 2006