granny bumper

That shit Justin bangs. Qualifications include being black, drunk, and probably blind.

Justin is a granny bumper

by Osamabinladder July 28, 2017

Granny Lip It

When you chick is giving A1 slop top but she has braces. You tell her to use her lips to cover both her braces and teeth.

On a cold winter night, Beth and I were feeling really horny. The only problem is that Beth is a virgin but gives 10 out of 10 slop top. Last time I got A1 slop top from Beth, my foreskin got caught in her braces and caused me to bleed a little. I had to punch her in the forehead to be set free. This time I had Beth granny Lip it.

by Marcamango September 27, 2020

granny blasted

While walking into an area you are suddenly hit with the odor left by someone wearing an overwhelming amount of perfume. Typically an elderly person.

I walked into the office and got granny blasted in the face by the old lady sitting in the waiting room.

by Frosty October 6, 2016

Granny Stamp

A lipstick mark left by an old woman who might or might not be a grandmother.

Eww! That granny stamp was moist!

Did you just get granny stamped?

by Racoons In A Trenchcoat October 16, 2019

Chocolate Grannies

Breasts, usually big and black ones.

Gizza look at them chocolate grannies!

by Yang Xinhai October 24, 2010

Granny Bomb

When you use grannies ashes as an ingredient in a bath bomb.

Grandpa sure did enjoy the Granny Bombs I made him this year.

by dadsquatch June 9, 2018

granny-zoned

When your crush says he wants to be friends, but it turns out that he just wants to keep checking in once a week to ask how you are doing (mainly by text). Just like with his granny.

I though I have been friendzoned, but it is worse... I have been granny-zoned! He doesn't want to hang out, doesn't want to chat, just keeps sending me these "Hey, how are you?" texts every single week.

by Chequered-ear Rabbit May 22, 2020