Granny BigNipple

An old lady who has big pepperoni sized nipples

Man 1 - "Damn its a good Granny BigNipple"
Man 2 - "Sick dude, go to therapy"

by maxnellson March 12, 2023

Getting Granny

Having sex with an older woman.

Dude I'm gonna be getting granny tonight

by GettingGranny.mp4 September 13, 2019

granny rant

An unhinged, verbose, overdramatic rant, typically written or performed online, about a topic that could be delivered more succinctly, kindly, or effectively. Usually an expression of anger or misfortune.

Aunt Mary’s granny rant about how her epidural injections for her back never worked was incredibly annoying.

by jrsch June 26, 2018

granny hairs

the thick dark hair woman get on their chin. mostly comes up only one hair at a time.

Katie: oh shelly you have a couple granny hairs on your chin!
shelly: no problem i'll just grab my tweezers

by lazindra March 21, 2011

granny dodger

A rapist of older women

That guy over there got locked up for being a granny dodger

by Dsnow2000 December 20, 2016

granny hanny

some dumb person

jkjk she cool

omg where is granny hanny

by not katelynn May 19, 2017

granny loan

If your study was largely financed by the tremendous support of your family and especially grandmother, rather than financial institutions.

Other people have got student loands, I have got granny loans. She's the best.

by tootrue March 20, 2015