goose nipples

When you get nipples covering your body instead of bumps when you get cold.

When Maggie gets cold, she gets goose nipples.

by Novandalis December 24, 2015

Honking goose

A simultaneous squeeze of one or multiple breasts followed by an immediate wet fart, because geese love the water

Guy: what did you do with that girl last night ?
Dude: She was crazy, I pulled off the honking goose

by checkno mode May 23, 2022

Nigger Goose

another word for the double breasted cormorant, commonly referred to down south, especially as nigger goose, by all walks of life.

i went hunting the other day and shot a nigger goose

by the nigger goose February 3, 2012

cooked goose

A penis immediately unusable after masturbation.

"Hi Steve would you like to have sex with me?"

"I would like to but unfortunately I have a cooked goose."

by Robbie993 July 25, 2012

Goose Bomb

A violent fart that lingers in the air for at least 5 minutes. Potent stench that flees into the air and stuns ones nostrils to the point of absolute extermination.

When Hulk Hogan body-slammed Andre the Giant, the fart that preceded to come out of the giant's rectum was forever known as the first Goose Bomb.

by GooseBombBrothers July 30, 2012

love goose

A phrase to replace "love game" in Lady GaGa's "Love Game". Can be sung to someone who is acting ridiculous.

"Lets play a love goose play a love goose. Do you want love or do you want goose? Are you in the goose?"

by JuliaMarie February 7, 2010

mother goose

A female - usually the oldest, the least attractive, and the biggest prude - who takes charge and hovers over a group of female friends while out drinking.

Exceptionally good at the cockblock. Usually rounds up the other girls to go home just as you're about to hook up with one.

Commonly found leading groups of sorority girls.

Jill was all over me at the bar last night, but then Mother Goose Janet laid down the cockblock and took her home just as it got good.

by Nick North January 16, 2008