tandem guysicle

When two guys stick their thumb up each others asses and scoot down the street.

“Hey Tyler you wanna ride the tandem guysicle? “

“Yes, sure do !”

“Does it have a suck start feature?”

by Nsherm October 4, 2025

Geezer Geyser

When she’s over 40 but you make her squirt for the first time ever.

Hooked up in the van last night and she turned into a geezer geyser while on top.

by Senor Bunluv October 14, 2025

80's Rumble Geyser

The art of spinning on one's head, like the break dancing move, while having explosive diarrhea.

Spewing your poop upon everything around you while being popin' and fresh.

Someone made a mess in my room. It's like someone did an "80's rumble Geyser" in there.

Most likely. I did one this morning in the McDonald's bathroom.

by Pro-Boner June 30, 2011

White Eyed Geyser

An act in which you put a key bump of cocaine on a gassy strippers asshole and her resulting flatulence sends a tumultuous cloud of icing into your nostrils.

”Yo man you looked kind of fucked up.”
”Yeah I paid that skank ass ho four hundred bucks to get a white eyed geyser and that bitch did it.”

by LilNiggy November 24, 2013

Great Wall of Geysers

A large wall-like structure comprised of elderly men giving the man in front of him a reach around.

Ron: "Hey man, why's the road blocked off?"
Billy: "Shit man, there's a Great Wall of Geysers blocking the intersection!"
Ron: "Shit man, let's join em'!"

by dudeimtireduniverse June 6, 2019

san francisco geyser

Where you cum in a dudes butt, and then he farts, thus creating a geyser effect.

Man, Adam gave Cameron a San Francisco geyser last night

by Andrew is gy September 13, 2021

St.Louis Pepperoni Geyser

When you get so drunk at the bar in St.Louis and order dominos when you get back to the hotel. After eating the pizza you then proceed to projectile vomit (like a geyser) all over the hotel room.

Yo, you should’ve seen Sally last night! We got back to the room and she St.Louis pepperoni geysered everywhere!

by Disbeme February 5, 2024