gamer shower

A shower under 10 minutes long. Originated with true pro gamers because they didn't want to waste time showering, they had to get back to their gaming sessions.
Level 1: 6-10 minutes
Level 2: 3-5 minutes
Level 3: 0-2 minutes

Guy 1, "hey, bro, I'm gonna go take a gamer shower. I'm seeing a lady soon."
Guy 2, “Fine, it better be a level 3 though!"

by longlivepeas October 22, 2019

gamerbub

The best youtuber.

gamerbub is the best.

by gamerbub January 20, 2020

Gamer One Night Stand

When you’re playing online with randoms all night, and you part ways at 5am to never see or speak to them again.

Me: “Damn bro, I had a badass gamer one night stand last night!”
Friend: “What was his name?”
Me: “Who cares? He sure could handle a BR tho.”

by Pkan July 11, 2020

gamer crust

the crust that DragonBoyoTTV has to peel of his ass after streaming 12 hours

aw shit dude, i had so much gamer crust last night after streaming

by JaxMasterFlash July 26, 2020

Gamer rage

When you get particularly heated in a game and begin uncontrollably shouting racial slurs at the opposition

Kevin: dude that was totally racist

Tyrone: don't worry it was just Gamer rage

by therealgamerman November 4, 2020

Gamer Rights

A movement to free the most oppressed people of all time, gamers. Use this chant when someone targets a person only because they're a gamer.

"Gamer rights!"
"End gamer oppression!"
"Fellow gamers, we shall rise up against our oppressor!

by Justice for Gamers November 21, 2020

Gamer probe

A gamer probe is when a usb type c cable is probed into ur asshole so far up then it comes out your mouth and connects to ur pc

Toby- “Damn im dying to gamer probe Maddie”
Joss -“ Thats impossible!”

by Tinkerbell sex addict November 18, 2021