towel’s gambit

When you scratch your balls on a towel after you get out of the shower, and forget which side of the towel you scratched your balls with. Now you have to towel-dry your hair and take your chances.

Time to dry my hair... oh shit, I forget which side of the towel I used to scratch my balls. I guess it’s time to take the towel’s gambit.

by rockinturtle December 29, 2019

Wife’s Gambit

Where a wife has to choose between giving a blowjob or having anal sex.

Last night I was faced with the wife’s gambit with my aggressive husband.

by chickenboy June 7, 2021

Lesbian's Gambit

When you're gonna go on a date, and you're excited about it all week, but the moment it comes up, you get super nervous.

GF1: "Excited for the date today?"
GF2: "Yeah I was, but now I'm nervous."
GF1: "Sounds like Lesbian's Gambit."

by rurururururururururu July 16, 2021

Penny's Gambit

Claiming your team has a COVID outbreak in order to avoid playing against a strong opponent.

Penny Hardaway claimed his Memphis Tigers had COVID so they wouldn't have to face Rick Barnes and the Tennessee Volunteers. He used the old Penny's Gambit. It's a bold move, but at least avoids the loss and he can still claim that his team was superior even though they contracted COVID and Tennessee didn't.

by LastBoyScout January 4, 2022

Epstein’s Gambit

In a move so brainless and unintelligent, a player will sacrifice his queen for a piece of considerably lower value. The move is so questionable one might reason that ‘bigger forces are at play’.

“Have you ever tried Epstein’s gambit, it’s a KILLER move”.

by BoolenOnABudget February 24, 2022

Denkoci’s gambit

Trying to pick up mulltiple women at the same time, whilst failling at doing so. A selfish act of overconfidance, generally despised by the other men.

Man, why is Jake trying to get numbers from 2 girls at once?
Yeah dude ho is totally doying the Denkoci’s gambit, what a wanker

by Robotapoldohoda April 28, 2022

Foole's gambit

a strategy in chess where you mostly use the king to invade the opposing side and take pieces

my god why would you go for the Foole's gambit?

by Foole arcanum April 28, 2022