Going for Glory

1. In football, to give the ball some welly from 40 yards out in the hope you will score a brilliant equaliser and be carried off the pitch by adoring team mates, rather than hit a defender or balloon hilariously over the bar, as you almost certainly will.

2. In a wider context, to refer to somebody having a jolly good go at something that they will inevitably fail at.

1. "We're into the 89th minute. Owen's got the ball, Geremi's to his left, and...oh dear."
"What can you say, Clive. The lad was going for glory."

2. "Did you see our Jeremy, chatting up that blonde bombshell?"
"Yeah. Got to give the lad credit, going for glory like that."

by Parsefone June 12, 2008

Poop Shoot Glory

The feeling of euphoria one gets after taking a particularly satisfying dump.

My god I am reveling in this poop shoot glory!
Poop Shoot Glory after a NO-WIPER is one of the finest things in life.

by neogemima April 21, 2009

bionic team of glory

a team of big hefty niggas that will exterminate any human at the sound of a whistle

he said what???? i’m calling the bionic team of glory right now

by goodjobmilkdud August 31, 2021

morning glory music

A really cool used CD store in Santa Barbara. You can get a napoleon dynamite-style mixtape for 99 cents there.

let's go down to morning glory music and get some kick-ass underground mixtapes.

by Angelacia June 13, 2007

Quest for glory

A computer Adventure RPG in the late 80s to mid 90s, Created by Lori and Cory cole the game sieres was doing great untill quest for glory 4 where many people were very disapointed in the game and the sieres would end without being resolved. Many fans of the game begged them to resolve the game with a finle sequel, soon after QFG5 was released. Quest for glory 5 was the last of the games. A group of fans are working on makeing Quest for glory 6 or Hero 6.

QFG kicks the shit out of any other RPG!

by Tourach February 22, 2005

Schrodinger’s glory hole

When you are using a gloryhole and it could be enthier a man or woman on the other side. It be thought of as simultaneously being both a man and woman or neither.

Last night at ‘El Sak’ I was pondering the concept of Schrodinger’s glory hole

by Brent’s Johnson October 21, 2017

Mourning Glory

Masturbating at a funeral. Often performed as a dare, sometimes as a form of closure.

It was a really beautiful service. It was open casket, so I enjoyed some mourning glory.

by Gabio July 7, 2011