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Lasers Genitals

by Emperor Donald Trump January 10, 2017
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Purple genitalia

When a girl gives you blue balls on her period.
My girlfriend gave me purple genitalia last night.
by mynoduesp16 August 7, 2017
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Snake genitals

Also know as a hemipenis. Snakes and lizards have two genitals, one for procreation and one for micturate.
Mark Zuckerberg: I was masturbating the other night when piss came out instead of semen?

Andrew Wilson: You have a hemipenis too?

Mark Zuckerberg: Snake genitals are a pain.
by DJango the snake dick November 29, 2017
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Da way a dude humorously familiarizes you wif da three different "members" of his guy-junk --- "This is Larry; this is his brother Darryl, and this is his OTHER brother Darryl."
Ladies say dat they want a man who is "kind, caring, intelligent, and funny". Well, if your new guy-friend performs a "Newhart" genitals-introduction prior to first having sex wif you, it may not say much about his kindness or caring, but it sure-as-shootin' shows dat he has da intelligence and sense-of-humor portions of his personality down pat!.
by QuacksO June 22, 2020
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dusty genitals

when someone learns too much french
friend: aye man i’m learning french!
me: dawg you gonna get dusty genitals 😭😭
by &2@39; May 22, 2022
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perfect genitalman

What da suave dude in da top hat and three-piece suit actually is in his private life.
Many a guy pretends to be da "perfect gentleman", but there are also such things as "gentleman's clubs" where naked women perform, and so any dude who frequents those establishments is really just a "perfect genitalman", in dat his main interest is just to view (and hopefully be allowed to touch) da reproductive organs of fellow humans.
by QuacksO April 30, 2023
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