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Fuck Shit Tax

The extra time, effort, or resources you add to account for random problems or delays.
Building a Project: If you need 10 days to finish a project, plan for 12-13 days to account for Fuck Shit Tax.

Cooking for a Party: If you need 50 servings of food, make enough for 60 just in case someone spills or guests bring extra friends.

Event Planning: If your event starts at 6 PM and you need an hour to set up, arrive 90 minutes early to handle any setup surprises.

Buying Supplies: If you need 20 materials for a job, buy 25 in case of defects or accidental damage.

Traveling to the Airport: If your flight is at 3 PM and it takes 30 minutes to get there, leave an hour ahead to handle traffic or other random delays.
by FALQA October 17, 2024
mugGet the Fuck Shit Taxmug.

FUCK shit

by Jason McNealy June 11, 2017
mugGet the FUCK shitmug.

fuck jamet shit

to describe what jamet do, what jamet use, what jamet like

when you get really drunk and start acting goofy, you don’t care what people think about you, you don’t care what’s going on around you, you just… get shitfaced and have fun like fuck jamet
supono: yo, whachu think about this tees?

joko: that’s fuck jamet shit, man

jarwo: my gf just broke up with me, bru
agus: damn. let’s do some fuck jamet shit, bru
by jommytarvis275 December 25, 2024
mugGet the fuck jamet shitmug.

fuck that shit

(Phrase) An act of sticking a penis into a pile of shit.

See (shitfucker) https : / / www . urbandictionary . com/define.php?term=shit-fucker
Present tense: John loves to fuck that shit.
Past tense: John fucked that shit into pieces.
by Sophisticated Retard March 17, 2021
mugGet the fuck that shitmug.

fuck fuck shit fuck fuck fucking shit hole fuck shit i cummed

when u shit cum and fuck fuck fuck at the same time
fuck fuck shit fuck fuck fucking shit hole fuck shit i cummed holy shit i fuck fuck shit fuck fuck fucking shit hole fuck shit i cummed
by pemis nan August 3, 2024
mugGet the fuck fuck shit fuck fuck fucking shit hole fuck shit i cummedmug.

Fuck, shit, cunt!

A series of offensive words used during an undesirable event
*Southampton gets Man City in EFL draw*

"Fuck, shit, cunt!"
by Jack Spank9049 December 24, 2022
mugGet the Fuck, shit, cunt!mug.
You
‘Anyone who searches for the term “stupid fucking piece of shit who should go die right fucking now” in the urban dictionary is a stupid fucking piece of shit who should go die right fucking now.’
by Lickety-shit February 8, 2025
mugGet the stupid fucking piece of shit who should go die right fucking nowmug.

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