Jared from subway

The cause of preteen pregnancy.

I asked for a six inch, but Jared from subway gave me a foot long upgrade for free.

by edubbbz October 10, 2017

Fresh from the hamper

When one runs out of clean clothes and is forced to dig around in the hamper in search of clothes that don't smell awful or have stains. You can tell that the clothes are fresh from the hamper when they are wrinkled and smell a little like yeast and moldy growth.

Ariela: See that girl over there? Her Interlochen uniform smells like Febreze... does she smoke?

Sterling: I don't think so... See how wrinkly and sweat stained her blouse is? Her outfit must be fresh from the hamper.

by rainthesnowaway July 22, 2011

Jake from state farm

Some cool kid in khakis. He is also on twitter. Waterbugs.

Guy: ...You'd do that for me? Really!
Wife: Who is that.
Guy: Jake from state farm.
Guy: *Sounds like a really good deal*.
Wife: Jake from state-farm in 3 in the morning, WHO IS THIS
Guy: It's Jake from state-farm.
Wife: What are you wearing "Jake from state farm"
Jake: Ugh... Khakis
Wife: She sounds hideous
Guy: Well she's a guy so...

by Waterbugs November 19, 2013

support from under the desk

The act of "support from under a desk" is to receive oral from under a gamers desk,often a PC gamer.

"Hey babe want some support from under the desk"

by Rongo the nonce March 27, 2021

Escape from Tarkov

Gettin fucked by Russian and American men while trying to get a fucking shotgun from daddy Prapor

Do you want to play Escape from Tarkov

by Gaymer6942013 November 28, 2020

escape from tarkov

a hardcore realistic video game that will give you anxiety and make you hear footsteps in your sleep. Unlike accessible games like call of duty, if you die in tarkov, you lose everything you took into the game

friend who just got a pc “hey I just got this new game called escape from tarkov, wanna play?”

Me : *has Vietnam war flashbacks*

by yeetcannonmk1 August 1, 2020

who are you from home?

what is your maiden name?

Cathy Cook: Sally, dear, who are you from home?

Sally Smith: An O'Neil. My parents are Shaun and Maggie.

by ditzy dottie September 2, 2009