Ford Anger

This truck is a cross breed between a 89 ranger and some serious dispositions a freind may have twards his truck.

the Ranger label NOW reads ANGER due to serious beatings.

HAVE YOU SEEN FORD ANGER, well i have shit that truck sounds horrid, id be angry to. Take it to a muffler shop, i think your cat's cracked.

by AP October 4, 2004

Florida

Pretty good place. Except for the fact that the whole 'sunshine state' thing is wrong. In the tampa area(where I live), it rains almost every day for at least 30 minutes in the summer. And the storms can be violent. (And the weather in Tampa doesn't define the weather of the whole state) But when it's not raining it's pretty nice. Everyone thinks that it's really hot, it is, but it's not near as humid as Georgia(my home state) and there's always a slight breeze. There are a lot of palm trees and really great beahes everywhere. A lot of wide open fields with huge neighborhoods packed between them where the houses are 5 feet apart. Many atractions like Busch Gardens, Disney World... etc. Old people retire here. And the beaches are the best to people-watch at. Overall it's okay. Every state has its goods and its bads, so you can't stereotype them by just a few factors. If you wanna know more about Florida, stop reading urban dictionary and visit.

Florida is the southern-most state in the U.S

by IINNGG August 14, 2010

Fordans

Fake Jordans.

Guy 1: Yoooo peep those fresh fordans that guy is wearing
Guy 2: Damn that's some exclusive shit right there can only cop those at the finest flea markets!

by KnightRider75 October 15, 2011

(Ford) LTD

A car made by the Ford Motor Company that began as the limited version of the Galaxy, only to become separate a couple years later. 1977 was the last year of the good LTD, after that they eliminated the 400 small block from their full size cars, the last good engine for from Ford.
It was intended as a family car, able to boat around at least 12 people, without using the trunk, but with a little bit of work they could be made fast. Capable of fitting a 460 big block with only the most minor adjustments.

My '77 LTD will kick off the line faster than any ricer, and it's stock!

by mage il-tackhead May 23, 2005

Florida

Florida: God's waiting room.

Florida is where old people move to, drive like Mr. Magoo, then die.

by Overdrive December 28, 2005

florida bath

1. swimming in the pool instead of taking a shower and considering this bathing
2. used as an excuse for not taking a bath/shower, because you had a chlorinated water encounter in the last 24 hours

Husband: "Honey, do we need to give the kids a bath tonight?"
Wife: "No, they had a Florida bath today at the neighborhood pool."

by Kevin Haas January 9, 2009

Florida Christian School (FCS)

Welcome to Florida Christian School! We are non-denominational affiliated school, yet we are condescending of the Catholic church and our entire staff is Southern Baptist. Don't be fooled, we will some how take your money, one way or another. From forcing your children to walk miles in a Walk-a-thon, to, having hundreds of "No uniform days". Think we will put the money back in the school by upgrading it? You will start seeing updates about 10 years after fund raising with low quality construction and paint. Our priority is to teach the world using the Bible. By saying this, this means that if your child doesn't pass Bible class, they can not graduate from Florida Christian School. Most students who graduate, end up going to Miami-Dade, or other unknown "colleges". Every year we raise the price of tuition, but do not worry, if your family goes to the same church as Dr. Andrew, your child will be able to go to the school with no tuition fees; because people who actually pay, are paying for your child as well. Not all teachers have teaching degrees. There is a total of 4 electives to take, and low quality teaching. The children of teachers are treated as gold and get to go to the front of the lunch line while other student, who pay, have to wait in the heat to eat the low quality, D rated, cafeteria food.
I hear by oath that this information is true, as I attended this school for 10 years. Luckily, I did not graduate from here.

Student 1: "So what was for lunch?"

Student 2: "Why do you ask, its the same thing everyday"

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Teacher: "The catholic church is going to hell because they added books to the bible."

Student: "Actually sir, the Baptist church was the one that took out books from the bible, because the Catholic church was the first church.."

Teacher: "get out of my classroom"
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^^^^ that actually happened to me at Florida Christian School (FCS)

by Alumni Student February 21, 2011