Pronounced Karen Subaru-Forester.
Female office worker-type annoyance that can typically be found blocking the left lane in front of you going the exact speed limit driving any one of the number of small SUVs built for just for her ilk.
Characteristics:
• Visor down permanently despite position or existence of sun.
• Rearview mirror positioned for makeup application.
• Cellphone stuck on dash with visible big red GPS arrow pointing up all the time.
• License plate frame from local 'Karen-Car SuperStore' dealer.
• Tiny head so vehicles appears driverless.
• Very white.
• Sometimes woke.
• Drives extra cautiously if it's wet, dark or cold.
• Listens to 'lifestyle' podcasts.
• Uses a 'calming' app multiple times daily.
• Assuages self-worth issues via social-media and pets.
• Still has cable.
Most important things in life are (in order) family, food, phone, friends and TV.
Believes she's extra special because her friends call her 'Kare'.
Female office worker-type annoyance that can typically be found blocking the left lane in front of you going the exact speed limit driving any one of the number of small SUVs built for just for her ilk.
Characteristics:
• Visor down permanently despite position or existence of sun.
• Rearview mirror positioned for makeup application.
• Cellphone stuck on dash with visible big red GPS arrow pointing up all the time.
• License plate frame from local 'Karen-Car SuperStore' dealer.
• Tiny head so vehicles appears driverless.
• Very white.
• Sometimes woke.
• Drives extra cautiously if it's wet, dark or cold.
• Listens to 'lifestyle' podcasts.
• Uses a 'calming' app multiple times daily.
• Assuages self-worth issues via social-media and pets.
• Still has cable.
Most important things in life are (in order) family, food, phone, friends and TV.
Believes she's extra special because her friends call her 'Kare'.
Annoyed Commuter approaching from the rear:
'And here we have the next Karen Sue Barue-Forester firmly entrenched in her camping spot in the left lane!'
'Move OVER Kare...nom nom your Dunkin' Wake-Up Wrap in the other LANE!'
'Wait is anyone even driving that thing?!?'
'just. fuckin. move. lady.'
'And here we have the next Karen Sue Barue-Forester firmly entrenched in her camping spot in the left lane!'
'Move OVER Kare...nom nom your Dunkin' Wake-Up Wrap in the other LANE!'
'Wait is anyone even driving that thing?!?'
'just. fuckin. move. lady.'
by Vesper47 January 8, 2021
Get the Karen Sue Barue-Forester mug.An area, building or object filled with attractive people, or people who you would - i.e. have sex with.
It is derived from this area or object (such as a car) being filled with "would", sounding like "wood", therefore the connection to forest becomes apparent.
It is derived from this area or object (such as a car) being filled with "would", sounding like "wood", therefore the connection to forest becomes apparent.
by DaveZeroZero April 5, 2008
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The 3rd richest town in the country and proably the world. Only Greenwich, CN, and Kenilworth, IL are slightly above the affluent, beautiful lake forest. LF is about 30 miles north east of chicago right on lake michigan. Everyone from lake forest is rich beyond belief compared to the rest of you, people and most everyone is gorgeous. In order to survive in our beautiful small town, you must drive carSSSS like mercedes, porsche, bmw, ferarri, range rover, and lexus. otherwise, your simply a lake forest, white trash, wannabe. all the other suburbs around us strive their hardest to beat us in anything, sports, LOOKS, money not gonna happen, cars& houses again, not gonna happen and just about everything. like someone said above, it's lake forest, we breed perfection. were rich, and your not. get over it. just watch the movie mean girls. Regina george has the typical lake forest lifestyle that we, who live here are proud of. Lake forest is the real north shore, dont expect to survive in the area if you arent gorgeous, wealthy, and smart. Oh, not to mention we are the best, and we will always be the best, so all of you wannabees get over yourselves, lake forest, the real north shore.
It's cooler by the lake.
It's cooler by the lake.
just face it, everyone wishes they could lead our lake forest lifestyles.
you all are going to try to get rich or die trying.
we dont need to try, its naturally given to us.
YOU wish.
love you all, kiss kiss!
you all are going to try to get rich or die trying.
we dont need to try, its naturally given to us.
YOU wish.
love you all, kiss kiss!
by richgirl1789 November 12, 2006
Get the lake forest mug.someone who hails from the forest of dean usually the result of cousins shagging, inbred bastards like janners from plymouth, they have a strange sub human language that only they understand
forester ...ow bist ol butt
bist gonna ave'n or wot
translation, hello darling would you care to participate in sexual intrcourse
bist gonna ave'n or wot
translation, hello darling would you care to participate in sexual intrcourse
by ol mon January 16, 2010
Get the forester mug.Filled with a whole bunch of snotty rich white girls whose daddy's buy them anything. They think they are the shit because there parents drive nice cars and they can afford any surgery they want to make themselves look perfect. All the girls are backstabbers. If you go to forest hillls BEWARE OF THE PLASTICS!
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