Canadian win

noun

1. a victory that is actually a defeat masquerading as a win.

2. a defeat ignored due to ideological obfuscation.

See also Pyrrhic victory, Cadmean victory.

Justin Trudeau coined the term Canadian win when he said, "If you kill your enemies they win."

"America achieved a Canadian Win in Vietnam during the Fall of Saigon."

Jon Canadian win-ed when his girlfriend gave birth to her bull's son.

by Row-hit May 28, 2016

WIN

To say something is WIN is to say it is cool. Derived from the phrase ftw which is 'for the win'

Harry: "Hey man, you catch the game last night?"

Nick: "Yeah!! It was WIN!"

by nickqz October 11, 2009

bi-winning

Not to be confused with bipolar, bi-winning is a psychiatric condition characterised by winning. Symptoms include: winning here, winning there, and the ability to bang seven gram rocks and finish them.

People with bi-winning have one speed and one gear, namely "GO!". It is believed that they have a different a different heart, a different brain, and the blood of a tiger. It is also hypothesised that their brains fire in a way which is not from this particular terrestrial realm.

"I'm bi-winning; I win here and I win there." Charlie Sheen

by nogzzzzzz March 31, 2011

lesbi-win

when you are oggled/checked out by a lesbian

"OMG! Ladies, 'Female McLadyLover' just checked out my ass! Lesbi-win!"

by Deebs1015 June 13, 2013

winning by association

One who doesn't win "X", indirectly wins "X" simply by association to your winning of "X".

Husband: "I just won 1000 dollars!"
Wife: "Sweet! A round of drinks for the bar on me!"
*Wife and bar are winning by association. 'Nuff said.*

by DJ Mad Mike and Tom @ Gators March 13, 2014

Relief Win

(Noun): The extreme feeling of relief after completing a difficult level/stage in a video game.

Player 1: "Whoa, that was seriously tough dude."
Player 2: "IKR? But at least you have that relief win. Now onto Level 3."
Player 1: "GDI!"

by YogurtTheCat June 5, 2015

win han

Ancient Cantonese for Poo and Face

Hey your a massive Win Han!

by Queen of the rowDrice dynasty December 19, 2015