When your dick gets hard while you're at the beach.
When a man gets an erection while at the beach. Typically while wearing swim trunks.
When a man gets an erection while at the beach. Typically while wearing swim trunks.
"Hey man come look at the crab I found."
"Can't dude, I got shore hardness."
"oh, yeah I saw that milf walk by too."
"How do you keep from getting shore hardness when you go to those nude beaches?"
"Easy, I just jack off before."
"Can't dude, I got shore hardness."
"oh, yeah I saw that milf walk by too."
"How do you keep from getting shore hardness when you go to those nude beaches?"
"Easy, I just jack off before."
by fufuckifiknoe June 25, 2017

by Shshsttwywhw January 7, 2021

A Jersey Shore Drinking Game in which the participants take 1 shot every commercial break during an episode of The Jersey Shore. Commercial breaks are every 6-7 minutes typically.
Bryan: "I issue you a Jersey Shore Challenge!"
Josh: "Challenge accepted!"
Meathead1: "Bro I got so hammered last night"
Meathead2: "What'd you go to Karma?"
Meathead1: "Nah, it was a Jersey Shore Challenge night"
Josh: "Challenge accepted!"
Meathead1: "Bro I got so hammered last night"
Meathead2: "What'd you go to Karma?"
Meathead1: "Nah, it was a Jersey Shore Challenge night"
by Jew-boi May 6, 2012

This in relation to the song "Beaches" by Beabadoobee, a very popular artist. The lyrics are originally "Cause im sure now, im sure" but in relation to the title and the way it is sung, people on TikTok took it as the actual shore of a beach.
Robbie while watching a cute TikTok of a seal edited to the song "Beaches" might comment "Im shoreeeeeee"
by Jennerthe July 31, 2025

A phrase that shows that people are often draw away from their normal flow of life by seemingly good things. Either for improvement or for their downfall.
"Hey john did you hear about alex's new girlfriend? she's really fixed him up!"
"Hey swimming ducks are drawn to shore by crackers."
"Hey did you see that alex got his car stolen by that seemingly nice guy!"
"ahh, Swimming ducks are drawn to shore by crackers."
"Hey swimming ducks are drawn to shore by crackers."
"Hey did you see that alex got his car stolen by that seemingly nice guy!"
"ahh, Swimming ducks are drawn to shore by crackers."
by Narstream November 17, 2022

by Dartmouth is better September 28, 2020

by shitzushitshat November 21, 2023
