Foot phone: the act of putting your own foot to your ear, answering it, and then handing it to the person next to you saying"it's for you". The "foot phone" is only operational when the person attached to foot is intoxicated
How one receives a call on the foot phone
NB: (places foot to ear) "Hello", (looks at Matt, and hands over foot phone). "it's for you".
You can not dial out on the foot phone, it only takes incoming calls.
NB: (places foot to ear) "Hello", (looks at Matt, and hands over foot phone). "it's for you".
You can not dial out on the foot phone, it only takes incoming calls.
by PhoneOperator January 07, 2014
by Rickeroni July 28, 2019
pretty straight forward. taking a foot - to the dome.
Also FTD'd
also used to describe a gnar hang over.
Also FTD'd
also used to describe a gnar hang over.
by fuckinsmokinmm August 06, 2008
When you and your friend play footsie at Red Lobster and the winner uses the lobster cracker on the loser's toes
Yo, I was eatin my crab and all of a sudden Jeremy played foot lobster with me! I gave him a thrashing after that.
by catsh8dogs January 04, 2017
The literal best folk band on earth. It's on Spotify now, stream Angel Eyes And Basketballs! However, the group isn't that active. The last trace I found of the group was in 2019.
by Stream Foot Ox On Spotify <3 May 04, 2020
Skateboarder foot is a condition which shows up after years of skating, in which a callus forms on the ball of the foot you would use to push off. As you get older this can be uncomfortable at times even causing premature wear in socks and insoles of shoes and in my experience quite painful on long walks or if your on your feet for long periids of time.
“If I would have known skateboarder foot was going to be the end result of years of street skateboarding I probably would have gotten new skate shoes and insoles more often instead of waiting till you can see my foot threw the bottom”
by jc26 May 19, 2018
The fatter cousin of the camel toe. The pussy area of a fat chick. Commonly seen at Walmarts around the country, and can be an extension of the FUPA.
by The real Harry T Bagger October 20, 2013