tree flakes

A tasty cereal made of goat turds and pencil shavings.

Mmm... can't wait for my daily dose of tree flakes!

by The nutty little squirrel August 26, 2006

IM flake

Someone who is flaky about responding to IMs. They usually respond a few minutes after you do and conversations are very slow and frustrating.

Screename #1 (2:15 pm): Hey
Screename #2 (2:32 pm): Hey

Joe: Dude, I was trying to ask Mary out online the other night, but I didn't even get a chance to because she's such an IM flake.

by joe8900 April 21, 2008

frosted flake

a person who is sweet in nature but has no concept of time

tim's blind date was 30 minutes late but he knew that she was a frosted flake.

by jester November 27, 2003

FOAKES

Flip Out And Kill Everyone Syndrome
Most people who have FOAKES are ninjas or pirates. FOAKES is a mind condition that makes people flip out and just kill everyone.

The Ninja with FOAkES, killed everyone just because some kid dropped a spoon.

by Dracoon May 8, 2005

flange flake

A crusty substance formed in amungst the lips of the virgina, resulting from poor hygine or incontinence.

Her sheets are littered with flange flakes

by Radical February 27, 2004

flake

1. A person who leaves situations very quickly, leaving them to be taken care of by roommates and friends..
2. A person who invites friends over, and then leaves them hanging, wondering, "where the fuck did Phong go?"
3. Phong

Hey Peter, guess what?
What's up Aneesh?
Phong flaked out on us again?
Sounds about right. What else is new?

by AJAX1212 September 21, 2006

Boom! Two Scoops o' Booty Flakes

Baby got game..baby got a sweet ass..she gets up in the morning..reaches for the Coco Pops, shirt rides up..Boom! Two Scoops O' Booty Flakes!

She reaches for the Coco Pops, shirt rides up..Boom! Two Scoops O' Booty Flakes!

by Gaz Hope November 13, 2003