fogging my nuts

To fog ones nuts is when a girl (or guy) makes it very clear that they are ready willing and able to get sexual with a guy upon the guy's OK.

Most common with ex-girlfriends or girls interested in a guy that in a relationship and not inclined to cheating.

In much the same way that you fog a mirror by holding it close to your mouth, a person who is fogging your nuts stays close in the event that you agree to sex.

Man, ever since Tom broke up with Susie, she's been fogging his nuts every day. If he breaks down and has sex with her, she'll rope him back into all her drama.

Man, this chick checks fogging my nuts, I'm not gonna be able to turn her down any longer.

by El Jax April 28, 2009

London Fog Horn

During fellatio the recipiant jabs the donor's chest directly between the lungs. The donor then reacts by expelling a prolonged deep tone, comparable to that of a fog horn.

Last night my boyfriend gave me a London Fog Horn. It woke my grandmother up.

by Garyland May 29, 2008

Puerto Rican Fog Bank

When a woman is giving you head, you turn around really quick and fart in her face. Bonus points are given if you can turn right back around and nut in her eye.

Dude, I just Puerto Rican Fog Banked that chick last night.

by DW DC February 28, 2009

Let's fog up the windows

To have sex in the car.

Hey babe, let's fog up the windows tonight!

by Orale weyy June 24, 2018

Puerto Rican Fog Hat

It is fart spray that hits your partner in the face during 69.

I was enjoying a night with your mom when she hit me with a Puerto Rican Fog Hat. It put a cap on the night.

by Phat Daddi January 17, 2009

West Virginia Fog Machine

Farting through the airflow hole of a vape and someone hits the vape from the other side.

Mike: “hey man you want a hit of my nic?”
Sam: “Hell yeah man! I’m so fiending so bad I’d hit a West Virginia Fog Machine.”

by slow_v4 September 1, 2023

avoid like the Velvet Fog

To evade something at all costs. See avoid like the plague.

Nuts, I avoid like the Velvet Fog, because I'm deathly allergic to them.

by Ouizardus July 5, 2006