Flattened Fauna

Roadkill

Have you read the new book "Common Animals of Roads, Street, and Highway: A Field Guide To Flattened Fauna" by Prof. Knutson?

by MikeMcWorkhardster November 15, 2009

floated a steamer

When a dog takes a dump in the yard and it is cold.

Hey bro, my 150 lb Mastiff just floated a steamer on your front lawn. Be warned.

by techfrog January 16, 2011

Flattery Donohoe

An article of clothing worn solely to impress someone on the Internet. It is typically effective, and worn with a degree of pride in one's planning.

Cody: Hey, I'm not getting anyone to talk to on Omegle.
Me: Get some Flattery Donohoe on, it always works for me.
Cody: Yeah, you're rocking some nice Flattery Donohoe

by Horace Dixon February 18, 2011

Flatty Light

Beer, preferably natty light, that has sat in an uncovered pitcher or water jug for over 12 hours.

"I feel like this natty light lacks the delicious carbonation that I've grown accustomed to from this great beer."
"That's because it's flatty light!"

by Rundeezy September 30, 2011

floateee

a person that does the following

- only wears expensive brands and jewellery to TRY to impress
- brags about his/her "swag"
- always yells in a deep gangster voice
-generally a poser try hard

guy 1: yo bro look at my gucci and mah ed hardy got mah SWAGGER ON FULL ATTACK BRO!!

guy 2: holy! this guy is FLOATEEE haha !

by freshness/doom2036 November 8, 2011

Float your own Harp

To Float your own harp, to compliment yourself often act cocky or be a radiator fulven.

Radiator don't float your own harp.

by Steve of Steve November 13, 2012

floatin' it

When you see something that you are interested in and understand, and therefore actively participate or advocate for it. If you are "not floatin' it," then you recognize the possibility of a particular scenario, but are not willing to act in any way to contribute to it's occurrence. This often applies to one's own sexual preference, or the option of two other friends engaging in a relationship.

Theatre Girl: Hamlet and Horatio definitely have the hots for each other. I'm going to write a fanfic for it!
Other Girl: I'm feelin' it, but not floatin' it.

by What-You-Will September 24, 2013