Flooff

A small section of hair that is untamed relative to the rest of the hairstyle

Flooff, Donald Trump, stray cats, Baby hair, Carrot Top, bed head

by The Flooff Twins October 21, 2008

Floopenwaffle

A man cums on a freshly made Belgian waffle forcibly feeds it to his female lover

"Bitch eat my Floopenwaffle"

by Raptors22 October 20, 2011

Flooge

When someone farts and ejaculates (splooges) at the same time.

Person 1: Have you ever farted and come at the same time?
Person 2: Dude, did you flooge?
Person 1: Totally. I flooged so hard.

by Fish tank June 25, 2014

Floomed

Saddest nigga

I'm Floomed rn

by Oh heck heck June 9, 2018

Floof

Floof is something nice people say or do in order to make someone like them. Floof can either be sincere, When someone genuinely wants the other person to like them, or insincere, as in when someone wants you to like them in order to put you off your guard.

This Twitter meme is very high quality floof.

by JasRee July 30, 2020

flooflammin

When someone, or multiple persons, continually create problems or interfere with progress.

Rocket League Player 1: Why does he keep giving us the ball?
Rocket League Player 2: He’s obviously Flooflammin!

by ThatLaggyGuy_ November 18, 2020

flooded

elongated but reasonable attempts by the girl in a heterosexual swip-swap to negotiate common interests

where are you where am i i want to be in touch we are out of touch what if i get cancer tomorrow and i wont be able to trace your sweet facial features i am on my own the big girl is in texas and the little one in italy you feel so near and far and everything is fucked up and the world is either on fire or flooded and its heartbreaking and i am full of something i am not scared of anymore

you know
you know

by Krkič August 9, 2021