Past tense of flock. Short for "friends locked" on Livejournal, a security setting that grants viewing access to approved members only.
by coellcmu August 6, 2007
Get the flocked mug.alternate pronunciation - FLAKE (must be yelled)
As a noun, it is a person who is completely fake. They constantly need attention and must be liked by everyone, even if it means stabbing someone else in the back to do it (as long as the other person doesn't find out, and if they do, everything can be solved by a *hug*).
As a verb, it means to perform a retroaction, in a manner pertaining to the noun form. For example, ditching one friend to hang out with two friends, because two is more than one (do the math; it's true).
As an adjective, it means completely devoid of personality or character. Also, refering to everything as "the coolest," despite the fact that there can only be one "coolest."
As a noun, it is a person who is completely fake. They constantly need attention and must be liked by everyone, even if it means stabbing someone else in the back to do it (as long as the other person doesn't find out, and if they do, everything can be solved by a *hug*).
As a verb, it means to perform a retroaction, in a manner pertaining to the noun form. For example, ditching one friend to hang out with two friends, because two is more than one (do the math; it's true).
As an adjective, it means completely devoid of personality or character. Also, refering to everything as "the coolest," despite the fact that there can only be one "coolest."
by steelman August 16, 2003
Get the Flake mug.A flat chode. An offshoot of the chodal genus, the flode is even wider in girth and and shorter in height than it's tunacanesque cousin. It is also known by the abrasive term of 'pancake willy'. Very sexy.
Ever since that unfortunate incident with the meat tenderizer, our Zachary's already tunacan-shaped member has been flode-like in appearence.
Hah,that pancake totally looks like Albert's flode, dude!!
Hah,that pancake totally looks like Albert's flode, dude!!
by Captain Innuendo. January 21, 2005
Get the flode mug.When a lax bro achieves the perfect state of flow. To achieve this state, it helps to wear high top nikes, high socks, a lacrosse pinnie, and carry around a lacrosse stick.
"Yo Brandford, it appears that you have achieved flofection."
"Thanks broski, it comes naturally to lax bros like myself."
"Thanks broski, it comes naturally to lax bros like myself."
by mtown dubz December 17, 2009
Get the flofection mug."My manicurist recommended this really insipid shade of nail polish-- frosty iridescent pink with shiny little candy flakes in it. I mean, what am I, in seventh grade?"
by Sparkina1967 July 22, 2004
Get the candy flakes mug.Wow, I've texted Tara 34 times in the last 5 seconds and she still hasn't answered... she's flakey that way.
by Arat Nahtekcm February 21, 2012
Get the Flakey mug.GIRL: So many cum flakes, how should I Catch Em' ALl like in pOKEMON?
GUY: Try to let me cum in your mouth.
GUY: Try to let me cum in your mouth.
by UniveGreensboro May 16, 2006
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