The most painful sex position ever conceived. You begin with anal sex lubricated by gasoline, then when both you and your partner are almost at the climax you drop a match on your gas-covered genitals lighting them ablaze. this is what known as the 'Flaming Monkey'.
Jon and Amy died last night.
What? How?
Flaming Monkey. I always though Jon was to beautiful for this world anyways...
Wait... what?
Nothing...
What? How?
Flaming Monkey. I always though Jon was to beautiful for this world anyways...
Wait... what?
Nothing...
by boomrobot9003 October 28, 2010
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while fucking a girl on the beach, pull out, stick your whang in the sand, and stick it back in the girl
i was fuckin this broad down at the beach, man, and she started sayin' someone else's name, so i gave the bitch a dirty flamingo
by zerokarasu November 26, 2004
Get the dirty flamingo mug.While fucking a girl on the beach, pull out and dip your dick in the sand and jam it back in her vagina. Her reaction will be liken to that of a flaming pelican.
Variation: Sawdust or hay can be substituted for sand (flaming lumberjack and flaming stallion respectively)
Variation: Sawdust or hay can be substituted for sand (flaming lumberjack and flaming stallion respectively)
1. He went to the beach and met a girl with whom he performed a flaming pelican.
2.Jaunita really learned some respect that night I gave her a flaming pelican.
2.Jaunita really learned some respect that night I gave her a flaming pelican.
by ashole September 30, 2006
Get the flaming pelican mug.The act of attempting to complete a task so pathetically, that others willingly get involved to complete the task for them the correct way.
by tomomatic January 14, 2011
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i.e. Tony Tenthoff
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i.e. Tony Tenthoff
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by Betez August 15, 2004
Get the Flaming cock fuck mug.(verb) The act of carrying out the following process:
Step 1: Douse porcupine in kerosene and whiskey.
Step 2: Set ablaze in school/office/department store.
Step 3: Scream "SUCK IT, SONIC!!!" and run for your life.
Step 4: Get arrested/expelled/trampled by a llama.
Step 5: Eat bacon.
Step 1: Douse porcupine in kerosene and whiskey.
Step 2: Set ablaze in school/office/department store.
Step 3: Scream "SUCK IT, SONIC!!!" and run for your life.
Step 4: Get arrested/expelled/trampled by a llama.
Step 5: Eat bacon.
When someone flaming porcupined the Walmart, the smell of burning turtle soup filled the air for fifty miles around.
by Seamus o'giggles October 30, 2013
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