West Virginia Fix-It

Duct tape. Slapped on by West Virginians to fix everything.

Jimmy had a hole in his truck tire, so he slapped some West Virginia Fix-It on it.

by CLE ent November 20, 2018

Fix your own life before doing anything abstract

"Stay trapped in your solipsistic sphere of influence so I can wield the horde at my discretion and influence politicians and public policies even though I'm a charlatan who had a mental breakdown after obfuscating whether or not I believed in God and publicly denied a plea for help and a genius deconstructed my propositional ethic and demonstrated publicly that I'm full of shit" ~ Dr. Jordan Benazir Peterson

Dr. JeepJorp "Fix your own life before doing anything abstract."

Hym "Nothing to fix. The only thing wrong with my life is that I'm not being given the credit I'm due. And that's a matter of other people violating the tenets of THEIR propositional ethic to deny me."

by Hym Iam August 18, 2023

How to fix a squeaky floorboard

How to fix a squeaky floorboard.

How to fix a squeaky floorboard.

by Debskelly1985 May 17, 2023

Fixing the fence

A euphemism for licking out the taint, the grundle, the fleshy fun bridge.

Oh man, she properly went about fixing the fence last night. She'll be picking hairs out of her teeth for weeks!

by Grablar Grundle April 12, 2020

fixed hairline

a fucked up hairline that you try to make but doesn't turn out right.

I like your fixed hairline nigga.

by hfjddmaBIG HEADAZZZZZ May 9, 2018

Caps Lock Fix

A obscure combination of keys that programming IDE's use for debugging. This typically consists of pressing caps lock, escape 3 times and then caps lock again.

Guy1: "Aw man my code won't work!"
Guy2: "Have you tried the Caps Lock Fix?"

by BarneyTh3D1no December 10, 2024

Fix

I didn't say anything about me you piece of shit you need to get fed an aluminum bat.

Hym "What you need to fix is what you're doing there you dumpy Midwestern slut. No amount of doing what you're doing is going to un-print that 'I am jay' t-shirt you piece of shit. I spent my entire adult life trying to stop EXACTLY THAT FROM HAPPENING and I gave you an EASY OUT and you REFUSED TO TAKE IT! And for what!? To stop a retard from being what he is by stopping me from being what I am. Solidify that caste system you got going on here? Sweep the bloodstains under the rug? Psychologists aren't even going to be allowed to write about how fucked up what you're doing here and why? Placate fucking solipsists. Even your God can't save you from what you are. No amount of dunking your head in a lake or lying priests is going to undo what you are.'

by Hym Iam July 14, 2024