fingering

when you insert 1 or more fingers into a woman/girls vagina and rub her clit (rub and ticcle her pussy, it makes ME horny cause i just wanna get fingered when its getting tickeled and rubbed) <-- tip to you guys
but cause i dont have a boyfriend atm i have to finger myself i kinda tease myself to make me wanna get fingered even more
i rub my clit at first, by that time im wet then i start to insert fingers in!

im fingering myself right now actually
(girls try it now, i gurantee you'll love the feeling)

mann.... i fingered myself lastnight and i cummed everywhere, im fingering myself right now actually
(girls try it now, i gurantee you'll love the feeling)

by i love vaginas September 14, 2010

Satan's little cotton fingers

What overly religious people call Tampons, especailly Southern Baptists.

Old Lady to friend:
Look at that tramp buying Satan's little cotton fingers instead of a sanitary pads like a good Christian girl should.

by TinyTears April 9, 2009

Fingers in ass hug

where a man and woman are kissing or fucking and the man grabs her ass and pulls it toward him as he does this his fingers go in her ass.
Thought by some to be hot.

John gave Kathy the fingers in ass hug.

by Deep Blue 2012 September 8, 2009

Fingersnatcher

An unholy insult used in the dark ages by the ancient gods, some say the user must be so divinely powerful they are like a god. Only four men are known to be able to use this, a fat black man, pubescent teen, a Japanese man and the chinless eyes. Those who consider themselves worthy are judged by these divine if one is unworthy their virginity is given to them permanently. Meaning they will never advance to level 2 "Chad"

Ben: "Shut up Alex you daft cunt"
Alex: "fuck off don't you fucking call me a daft cunt you twat
fingersnatcher"

by PLADAMIR VUTIN March 21, 2019

panic fingers

When one is playing a song on "Guitar Hero" that is so far above their skill level that they begin randomly button mashing the frets in panic.

I tried playing a level 6 song on Guitar Hero last night. It was scary. I was doing panic fingers after like ten seconds.

by Magnoodle October 26, 2007

pistachio-fingers

the red, aching, sore hands of one that has just cracked open one too many pistachios.

May include cuts under the finger nails from shells slipping while in the opening process, and salty digits due to the delicious, but sodium rich coating on pistachios

person A: "dude why are you fingers all red? and why can't you move em'?"

person B: "aw man i spent the last hour trying to open pistachios"

person A: "sweet...how many did you eat?"

person B: "like 20!!"

person A: "what!? 20!? so not worth the pistachio-fingers!"

by katiesawesome December 19, 2008

flash fingers

Someone who shoplifts

Jill was all flash fingers when she went into the store, and stole some gum.

by Skylar01 November 23, 2014