Scandinavian Womb-Ferret

An aesthetically beautiful creature that beds itself into Scandi-culture before systematically working its way through the vagina's of each of the scandi-nations. This wonderful creature has a penchant for vagina's frequent high-altitudes and often don't stay in one country often

Sweet lord, the way that guy collects duty-free from Norway... he must be a Scandinavian womb-ferret

by Scandi-seeker April 13, 2020

Portuguese Wind Ferret

A moderately small critter with a short temper from the rural pastures of Venezuela. The creature is known to glide great distances when only a mild breeze present.

My grandmother left the post office and was killed in a frenzied attack from a Portuguese Wind Ferret

by SmokiestJoe March 18, 2022

Heat seeking womb ferret

A description of a mans appendage

I’m gona pump her with my heat seeking womb ferret

by BigAl78 June 15, 2022

Three peaked ferret

An mythical animal that is only found in the dense regions of rural south-west myanmar.

There have been several sightings of the three peaked ferret since the start of 2022.

by Dr Eldenberry June 20, 2022

slapping a ferret

Going to the bathroom.

Dude, I really need to slap a ferret right now.

Larry will be back in a moment, he’s off slapping a ferret.

by Dawnky punch August 6, 2022

Japanese Snow Ferret

Verb-When you do blow off a Japanese man’s dick and then he bends you over and anally pleasures you.

I can hardly sit down after I was Japanese snow ferreted last night.

by Snowqueen May 24, 2024

Slide the ferret

A ripoff of sonic the hedgehog but its better than sonic the hedgehog

Kelsey: Hey Craig do you and JP wanna get Slide the ferret

Craig: Y’know i like that game

JP: Wait isn't this a ripoff of Sonic The Hedgehog

Craig: Yo JP Stop being a party pooper and lets go to Gamestop

Craig Kelsey and JP begged Bernard to drive them

Bernard starts the car then arrives at gamestop

Kelsey then Orders the game

Her bird Mortimer chirped *I like it

Craig: I cant wait to play it

JP gives in and says lets play it

Craig Kelsey and JP went home

Craig Adds Kelsey and JP on Xbox

Kelsey and JP seeing Username Craig Williams it and clicks accept

Craig saw Kelsey Pokoly and JP Mercer Accepted his friend request

Then Craig Kelsey and JP played Slide the ferret Happily ever after

by Fucking definitions for ya January 29, 2026