Fajiney

When you drink a Heineken with a Fajita.

Somebody's got Fajineys in the fridge.

by pseudonkulous April 15, 2011

ghost facing

Ghost face or ghost-facing occurs when one has smoked entirely too much weed and their face gets really, really pale....We've all been "that guy"...

You can tell when a person is about to ghost face when they:
1. Skip their hit or refuse another bowl
2. Yes they're sure they don't want another hit
3. Nah I'm good bro
4. The person leans WAY back, almost becoming one with the couch
5. Their face finally turns "ghost white"

The proper way to handle such an individual is for the rest of the smokers to yell 'GHOOOOOST FAAAAAACE!!!' and start laughing

At the last smoke-out challenge I ended up ghost facing on the couch.

by Don Juan Yogustus June 11, 2011

fakin jamaican

Derived from the Latin derivative "fako", meaning to con or to confuse.

To properly perform a fakin jamaican, one must juke or feint in the face of on-coming traffic causing the vechile to swurve and collide. Extra brownie points are given if the vechile bursts into flames on impact.

I am sorry ocipher, that alien did a fakin jamaican so I had to swurve and hit the group of girl scouts.

by DJD April 4, 2004

fagina

The unused vagina of a fag hag.

That speculum was way too much for my delicate fagina to handle.

by the porncow August 13, 2006

front facing phineas

the saviour we all need.

Person 1, and intellectual: FRONT FACING PHINEAS WILL SAVE US
Person 2: who tf is that??
Person 1: sTORY TiME

by begone, bigot thot January 23, 2018

faking gym

When one wears gym clothes to class in hopes of looking like they have either just come from the gym or are going soon, but they have no intention of working out that day.

Person A: Hey, you just come from the gym?
Person B: No I'm just faking gym today.

by kayferthh May 21, 2011

faking smart

A person who puts on glasses or uses pretentious words to try and fool people into thinking that they are smart.

I had a date with this female college professor and I was afraid of looking stupid, so I put on some glasses, a cordory jacket with those elbow patches and memorized some four syllable words out of the dictionary. I know, I was faking smart, but I think I can pull it off. smart, fake it til you make it, intelligent, college, university, nerd, geek, professor

by joecoolthefool October 8, 2015