ole faithful

When a girl has an orgasm, that results into squirting into the males facial region.

The last chick i went down on, went ole faithful on me

by mp youngin October 13, 2009

Aversion to faith

Adj.

used to describe an individual who is atheistic, only in a more politically correct way.

Chloe: I don't believe in God. I have an aversion to faith.

Daniel: Dude, that sounds so PC

Chloe: Yeah, totally removes the negative connotation held by that prefix a-

by Brazen_Faith February 21, 2011

Ol' Faithful

When a Mentos is inserted deeply into his/her butthole and Coke is poured over it causing a small eruption of brown juice.

My butthole hasn't seen action in quite a while! I could sure go for an Ol' Faithful to cure the urge.

by Roman Chambers September 22, 2010

Faith in Humanity

Something annoying people say when they dislike something or someone. Often used to express faux intelligence, insinuating that said person's faith in humanity even matters.

Every time I see Snooki and the Jersey Shore crew, I lose faith in humanity.

News caster: Local dog cures cancer
Tween on the internet: This has restored my faith in humanity!

by a writing desk November 29, 2012

Faith

A bitch who'll rob you dry of you money and give the shittiest sex of your life. She also a world-class marijuana blazer.

Faith broke my dick, my heart, and my bank account.

by TrumpisDad December 2, 2016

faithism

1: Discrimination towards a person or group of people solely dependent on their faith, beliefs or religion.
- Used in place of racism when applicable.

2: A belief that faith or religion is the primary determinant of human traits and capacities and that religious differences produce an inherent superiority of a particular religion or beliefs.

Person one - "All Muslims are terrorists."
Person two - "Dude, do you know that for sure? Don't use faithism if you don't have your facts straight."

"I hate to use faithism, but Jack the Buddhist is lazy, come to think of it, all Buddhists can't get off their asses."

by Randy D. January 9, 2008

Faithbooking

Facebook posts proclaiming one's love of the Lord.

Tina: God is good! Thank you for this beautiful, sunny day, Lord. May God give me the strength to pass my kid off to her daddy without me kicking him in the throat.

Lori: Oy vey...Tina is blowing up my wall with her faithbooking, again.

by PittsburghCori May 31, 2010