Facebook Mittens

The thumbs up symbol on Facebook next to the "Like" button.

I gave her the Facebook Mittens on her status.

by Ol' Trace Face December 11, 2010

Facebook martyrdom

Expressing a belief via a wall or status update on Facebook with full knowledge of the inevitable disproportionate backlash and furore it will cause. This is usually carried out as a final act before facebook suicide.

Me: You know what, I actually can't stand Katy Perry. Her music is crap. Exhibit A: her latest hit 'California Girls' shamelessly copies the instrumentation from Ke$ha's 'TikTok'. Her music is neither original nor artistic, typical of pop nowadays.
KPfan1: wot u talking bout!! her music is ammmaaaazing!! just jealous cos u'll never be as happy or successful as her!
KPfan2: yeah i know get a life! stop being harsh to her!!!
KPfan3: why you havin a go at her!!!! leave katy perry alone!!!!
KPfan4: oooooohhhhh myyyy gosddd! you didn't just say that!!!!!
Me: Well, this is a typical case of Facebook martyrdom...I have no regrets.

by Platonics. November 12, 2010

Facebook-Snub

When you see a facebook friend in real-life that you know only through facebook, and they pretend not to know you. And vice versa.

"She's pretending she doesn't see me, I've been facebook-snubbed!" BOOTY FACEBOOK SNUB

by Salvy Blaze September 22, 2011

Facebook favor

The act of asking a friend to do something on your behalf on Facebook, because you don't have access to Facebook. Usually because you deleted your Facebook.

"Hey David, I need a Facebook favor. Can you look up Sarah and see if she got back in a relationship with that one dude. I'd do it myself but I deleted my Facebook."

by MikeyJonesDawg February 16, 2012

fabolite

A follower of the deity Fabricio Itte (otherwise known as Fab). Typically a person of extreme wisdom and savagery. Will blindly follow the teachings of Fab despite these teachings being wrong most of the time.

My parents sent me to a private school, put me in countless co-curricular classes and invested a lot of time and money into me. Unsurprisingly, they were extremely disappointed when I came out to them as a Fabolite.

by Fabolite November 23, 2019

go facebook live

Livestreaming while committing a heinous crime such as a mass shooting.

I left work because one of the guys in the warehouse looked like he'd pop the trunk and go Facebook Live.

by Professor Fatbot May 22, 2022

Facebook Friend Request Purgatory

the act of neither confirming nor ignoring friend requests of those that I full well know and remember, but who have thrown me even the SLIGHTEST bit of shade in the past. I instead leave them to linger for days, weeks and sometimes a full month in 'friend request purgatory'--for punishment... and purification--before finally accepting their requests and welcoming them into "heaven" (i.e. my friend list)

Did your ex boyfriend friend request you? He's on Facebook now.

Yes girl, I have him locked away in Facebook friend request purgatory, to give him time to think about his choices and hopefully make better ones in the future.

by mskimisfierce May 13, 2010