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A piece of garbage some faggot nerd made up that killed all the chances guys wanting to get laid.

Facebook did 3 things

A. Turned all girls into star wannabes, therefore all girls have a like page and all they care about is attention.

Sites like Xanga and Myspace used to be hookup sites but ever since the garbage Facebook came up it all of sudden became a " networking " site

B. Every attempt a guy makes on A girl every other girl will know about it. Hence the " mutual " friends.

One girl would meet a guy and ask his or her mutual friends how that guy is, if the mutual friend says something bad about the guy the guy is DONE.

C. Increased the amount of club promoters, a bunch of faggots that just want women inside the club meaning girls used to go to clubs to meet men, but when the discovered they are in demand for the club door, they started to just go there to get attention.

In general Facebook is a piece of garbage that destroyed chances for guys to get laid, or meet women in general

Other uses of Facebook is that it makes it extremely awkward for guys that failed after messaging a chick and meeting them in person
James: Yo man I tried talking to this girl on facebook, I think her name is Sarah or something, she is fine as fuck, I'm definitely gonna get it!

John: Forget about it man Sarah a " mutual " friend of mine already called you a player.

James: Fucking A man, sofucking A...
by Diamond Liger September 5, 2012
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A site made for the destruction of all situational and inside humor.
M: It just comes to prove facebook is the reason we can't have nice things...once again, another joke ruined.

J: I'm sure the joke's been ruined multiple times, that's why facebook exists.
by dazthespaz December 1, 2010
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(verb) to send someone a typed document in a Facebook message
Gwen: Can I read the next chapter in the story you're writing?
Gerard: Sure. I'll facebook it to you.
by EmoKid January 8, 2009
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Giving a man oral sex while reciting lines from a book or story so as to create vibrations along the man's penis, providing extra stimulation.
"Dude, after the LotR signing session, I found this drunk chick who actually gave me a facebook!"
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a cheap knock-off of myspace. it was originally open to just college fucks but now its open to all of the self-obsessed high schoolers who have no life. just fuck facebook and go to myspace =
like ohemgee facebook is the shiznit. oh gawd i have a pimple!!! NOOOO!!!
by trueloveisSOalie May 5, 2006
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n: that website that EVERYONE is on to see what's going on with people
v: to send somebody something over Facebook
n: I need to go on Facebook tonight!
v: Don't worry, I'll Facebook it to you later.
by jpfanatic2009 March 2, 2010
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To *facebook* is a way to show aggravation or frustration by hitting your forehead with a book. An alternative twist to *facepalm*ing.
Person: I forgot lost my wallet again.
Other person: *facebook*
by Doorwithin June 22, 2011
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