A piece of garbage some faggot nerd made up that killed all the chances guys wanting to get laid.
Facebook did 3 things
A. Turned all girls into star wannabes, therefore all girls have a like page and all they care about is attention.
Sites like Xanga and Myspace used to be hookup sites but ever since the garbage Facebook came up it all of sudden became a " networking " site
B. Every attempt a guy makes on A girl every other girl will know about it. Hence the " mutual " friends.
One girl would meet a guy and ask his or her mutual friends how that guy is, if the mutual friend says something bad about the guy the guy is DONE.
C. Increased the amount of club promoters, a bunch of faggots that just want women inside the club meaning girls used to go to clubs to meet men, but when the discovered they are in demand for the club door, they started to just go there to get attention.
In general Facebook is a piece of garbage that destroyed chances for guys to get laid, or meet women in general
Other uses of Facebook is that it makes it extremely awkward for guys that failed after messaging a chick and meeting them in person
Facebook did 3 things
A. Turned all girls into star wannabes, therefore all girls have a like page and all they care about is attention.
Sites like Xanga and Myspace used to be hookup sites but ever since the garbage Facebook came up it all of sudden became a " networking " site
B. Every attempt a guy makes on A girl every other girl will know about it. Hence the " mutual " friends.
One girl would meet a guy and ask his or her mutual friends how that guy is, if the mutual friend says something bad about the guy the guy is DONE.
C. Increased the amount of club promoters, a bunch of faggots that just want women inside the club meaning girls used to go to clubs to meet men, but when the discovered they are in demand for the club door, they started to just go there to get attention.
In general Facebook is a piece of garbage that destroyed chances for guys to get laid, or meet women in general
Other uses of Facebook is that it makes it extremely awkward for guys that failed after messaging a chick and meeting them in person
James: Yo man I tried talking to this girl on facebook, I think her name is Sarah or something, she is fine as fuck, I'm definitely gonna get it!
John: Forget about it man Sarah a " mutual " friend of mine already called you a player.
James: Fucking A man, sofucking A...
John: Forget about it man Sarah a " mutual " friend of mine already called you a player.
James: Fucking A man, sofucking A...
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