A facebook user, or a user of virtually any other social internet forum, who spends a great amount of time finding random people to correct and criticize on various intellectual issues. Usually well-read and articulate. Almost like a troll, but too snobby and brainy to be completely classified as one.
by THEOWLTHATASKSWHY January 11, 2014
Get the forum crusadermug. The act of correcting someone else in a forum (internet or in real life) in a manner where no one else appreciates the correction other than the person doing correcting. Usually the person doing the correction is also factually incorrect.
I had to sit in on a meeting with the corporate executives today. They pretty much spent the whole time congratulating themselves on a job well done and forum farting on one another about technical details of a the project they understood poorly.
by cinnabunzable August 23, 2011
Get the forum fartingmug. That one club where you can have long-lasting friends. Helps you to build your skills and projects.
Also, Their language is “bro”
Also, Their language is “bro”
by CEG Tech Forum November 25, 2021
Get the CEG Tech Forummug. A forum zombie, sometimes known as a thread zombie, will torch through every post, whether relevant to the zombie or not, and use the information (no matter how outdated) to rule the zombie's every waking thought. While this condition is quite severe, there is treatment, but only if it is caught in the early stages. Warning signs of progression are as follow: Unresponsive gaze while or after reading the forum/thread, not eating/drinking/sleeping, re-responsive gaze and aggressively attempting to brainwash you into believing /b/ memes are funny and original or uses another highly unoriginal meme, lack of intelligent speech and writing/text structure, and finally, becoming a Scientologist or vegetable. Also, in rare cases, zombies can develop a condition known as Activision.
The only known treatment is to bludgeon the zombie with their own computer/PC and/or mobile device that they are using to read the forums/threads with until they snap out of it. Sadly all cases treated past the lack of basic necessities resulted in permanent brain damage.
At one point, Vin Diesel was believed to be a forum zombie, but it turned out he was just a zombie in general.
The only known treatment is to bludgeon the zombie with their own computer/PC and/or mobile device that they are using to read the forums/threads with until they snap out of it. Sadly all cases treated past the lack of basic necessities resulted in permanent brain damage.
At one point, Vin Diesel was believed to be a forum zombie, but it turned out he was just a zombie in general.
Person 1: I found out my friend was a forum zombie, so I had to beat some sense into him with his own PC.
Person 2: A thread zombie..................Illuminati Confirmed? *Hears X-files theme* Darude-Sandstorm?
Person 1: OH MY GOD YOU'RE INFECTED!*Person 1 pulls out Person 2's phone and beats the ever living shit out of them with it for using an overused meme*
Person 2: A thread zombie..................Illuminati Confirmed? *Hears X-files theme* Darude-Sandstorm?
Person 1: OH MY GOD YOU'RE INFECTED!*Person 1 pulls out Person 2's phone and beats the ever living shit out of them with it for using an overused meme*
by Professional Nobody May 8, 2016
Get the forum zombiemug. What's was intended as a benign project to provide vulnerable LGBT teens a safe space, the now-defunct online network was tainted by its tendency to attract malicious and racist youth; who championed the all-too-well-known "gay drama" that everyone hates.
Short of anything deemed friendly, the place permitted shit-slinging topics, as "Spill your TRUE guts about members" and its annual "voters' choice awards"; where members vote for categories as "most likely to be lonely", "best idiot" and "best drama queen".
If you A) took a particular joke too seriously, B) condescended on the actions of rude members (who were its 'popular' members), and/or C) were unattractive, non-White and at the older end of the board's age-bracket, you were a "pedo".
Overall, it was something of a bully's playground.
Fortunately, GTF's hostility wouldn't go without catching up to itself. One day, one of its own odiously loudmouth members went too far by having the nerve to out a closeted newcomer to his homophobic family. Having received a ban, he retaliated by falsely reported the network to its host server for 'permitting unlawful images of under18s'. Regretfully, the kind Admin who created this project had no willpower to go through 1.2M+ posts to prove the allegation's non-credibility by its ultimatum.
As of 2018, GTF was no longer. In the end, it became a victim of its own foul play. Let its folly be a lesson to all. Madam Karma has a song quote: "I say what goes around comes around again!"
Short of anything deemed friendly, the place permitted shit-slinging topics, as "Spill your TRUE guts about members" and its annual "voters' choice awards"; where members vote for categories as "most likely to be lonely", "best idiot" and "best drama queen".
If you A) took a particular joke too seriously, B) condescended on the actions of rude members (who were its 'popular' members), and/or C) were unattractive, non-White and at the older end of the board's age-bracket, you were a "pedo".
Overall, it was something of a bully's playground.
Fortunately, GTF's hostility wouldn't go without catching up to itself. One day, one of its own odiously loudmouth members went too far by having the nerve to out a closeted newcomer to his homophobic family. Having received a ban, he retaliated by falsely reported the network to its host server for 'permitting unlawful images of under18s'. Regretfully, the kind Admin who created this project had no willpower to go through 1.2M+ posts to prove the allegation's non-credibility by its ultimatum.
As of 2018, GTF was no longer. In the end, it became a victim of its own foul play. Let its folly be a lesson to all. Madam Karma has a song quote: "I say what goes around comes around again!"
Arj_Jee_to_the_Aytch: Well, hello, Stephen_Cee! Fancy bumping into you here... outside Gay Teen Forum. Small world! What brought you here?
Stephen_Cee: Meh. Same reason as you, likely. Need a new hang out. GTF saw its Ragnarok.
Arj_Jee_to_the_Aytch: Heh. Say Finally? I'm surprised it lasted THIS long.
Stephen_Cee: Yes, well. Something you should know. After the mods banned you for breaking all those rules that either weren't rules or you weren't actually guilty of breaking, (What the hell's "ID misbehavior", anywho?) the kids there loved throwing around "pedo" allegations like it was a sport. Apparently, one's a "pedo" if his hair was "suspiciously ugly"....
Arj_Jee_to_the_Aytch: Why doesn't this surprise me.... And, you know, it's funny you should mention toxic people. Remember Lieutenant_Krazy? For someone who complained so much about the place being this "toxic" playpen, he sure went out of his way to fervently represent the very worst of it. HE was in fact the slyly silent backbone in the loudmouth drama to get me banned. No one could've possibly thought he was involved; making him difficult to confront.
I won't even bother wondering what his role was in the board's demise.
Stephen_Cee: Well, you're in a better place here, babe. People're a whole lot nicer and more mature. Forget toxic people. Welcome to... whatever we might choose to call this hypothetical new LGBT place.=)
Arj_Jee_to_the_Aytch: lol Thanks, Steves! I always knew you had my back!
Stephen_Cee: Meh. Same reason as you, likely. Need a new hang out. GTF saw its Ragnarok.
Arj_Jee_to_the_Aytch: Heh. Say Finally? I'm surprised it lasted THIS long.
Stephen_Cee: Yes, well. Something you should know. After the mods banned you for breaking all those rules that either weren't rules or you weren't actually guilty of breaking, (What the hell's "ID misbehavior", anywho?) the kids there loved throwing around "pedo" allegations like it was a sport. Apparently, one's a "pedo" if his hair was "suspiciously ugly"....
Arj_Jee_to_the_Aytch: Why doesn't this surprise me.... And, you know, it's funny you should mention toxic people. Remember Lieutenant_Krazy? For someone who complained so much about the place being this "toxic" playpen, he sure went out of his way to fervently represent the very worst of it. HE was in fact the slyly silent backbone in the loudmouth drama to get me banned. No one could've possibly thought he was involved; making him difficult to confront.
I won't even bother wondering what his role was in the board's demise.
Stephen_Cee: Well, you're in a better place here, babe. People're a whole lot nicer and more mature. Forget toxic people. Welcome to... whatever we might choose to call this hypothetical new LGBT place.=)
Arj_Jee_to_the_Aytch: lol Thanks, Steves! I always knew you had my back!
by Ace_Chen December 15, 2024
Get the Gay Teen Forummug. A very cool Minecraft SMP server! It has many things to do and popular YouTubers play it! They are known for giving thousands of dollars in USD out to their audience!
"Yo fam wanna go play some Forums Vanilla and make some bank? I've practiced"
"Sure bitch, but split"
"Sure bitch, but split"
by Vislon November 28, 2020
Get the forums vanillamug. The argument on a forum
Joe What the fuck I was doing shit you fucking asshole
Ryan I'm not bitch you fucking dickhead suck my ASSHOLE BITCH YOU FUCKING LITTLE SHIT
David NOW YOU FAGS NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP ASSHOLES I FUCKING HATE YOU PIECES OF SHIT
Alex Did I fucking post shit
Sean No you fucking retarded faggot that's why no one likes you shithead
Alex FUCK YOU ASSHOLE GO SUCK A DICK
Sean NO YOU YOU RETARDED FAGGOT I DON'T FUCK WITH YOUR ASS YOU PIECE OF SHIT BITCH
Shawn You faggots are fucking annoying
Alex Look who's fucking talking
Shawn YOU FUCKING RETARDED FAGGOT I'M NOT LOOKING WHO'S TALKING RETARD YOU SHOULD BITCH THIS SHIT HAS TO STOP YOU RETARDED FAGGOT GO SUCK A DICK YOU FAGGOT ASS BITCH NOW YOU RETARDS CAN FUCK OFF YOU CUNT ASS FAGGOTS
Sean No you shut up you stupid faggot
Alex YOU BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER EAT SHIT AND FUCK OFF
David Who the fuck did this shit on this fucking thing who was the fag who started this some asshole
Joe What the fuck I was doing shit you fucking asshole
Ryan I'm not bitch you fucking dickhead suck my ASSHOLE BITCH YOU FUCKING LITTLE SHIT
David NOW YOU FAGS NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP ASSHOLES I FUCKING HATE YOU PIECES OF SHIT
Alex Did I fucking post shit
Sean No you fucking retarded faggot that's why no one likes you shithead
Alex FUCK YOU ASSHOLE GO SUCK A DICK
Sean NO YOU YOU RETARDED FAGGOT I DON'T FUCK WITH YOUR ASS YOU PIECE OF SHIT BITCH
Shawn You faggots are fucking annoying
Alex Look who's fucking talking
Shawn YOU FUCKING RETARDED FAGGOT I'M NOT LOOKING WHO'S TALKING RETARD YOU SHOULD BITCH THIS SHIT HAS TO STOP YOU RETARDED FAGGOT GO SUCK A DICK YOU FAGGOT ASS BITCH NOW YOU RETARDS CAN FUCK OFF YOU CUNT ASS FAGGOTS
Sean No you shut up you stupid faggot
Alex YOU BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER EAT SHIT AND FUCK OFF
David Who the fuck did this shit on this fucking thing who was the fag who started this some asshole
by Boogereater69 March 15, 2021
Get the Forummug.