Fatty Puff Puff

A person - usually called Sam or Kathryn - who is (or is getting) a bit porky. Generally a temporary state between episodes of svelte fitness and tone.

1) Kathryn: *shows old photo of self* Sam: “Wow…!! Weren’t you a Fatty Puff Puff??!!?”

2) Kathryn: “Sam, you’re a sexy goddess, even if you are a Fatty Puff Puff "

3) Both: Are you sure you want full fat coke? Gotta watch the Fatty Puff Puff.

Then they eat sweets and talk about cavemen and horses.

by smallbutmighty February 1, 2017

Fatty Boombalatti

The name you use for someone who is fat.

Hey dude...did you see Chris...he's fatty boombalatti this year...

by the queen 69 May 8, 2008

Fatty Fatty 2X4

An obese female thief who frequents dive bars and often wears NASCAR or domestic beer attire. She also has been known to wear sunglasses at night.

"Son do yourself a favor and don't leave your money on the table. That Fatty Fatty 2X4 is liable to take it."

by Colombian Necktie October 10, 2008

fatty mcfat fat

somebody who has more rolls than any sumo wrestler alive and leaves a trail of fat juice while walking down a path after eating and eating more food then one can think of. to be at this stage, one must complete 4 courses of all fast food chains for 3 months straight, tubs of miracle whip, and chocolate dipped everything.

no exercise or concentration needed.

yo, i was walking through wal-mart when this fatty mcfat fat blocked me in the aisle and i had to hold my breath and suck in to get by him... i felt like i was in a blowhole.

by fabby March 14, 2008

Fatty McFatterson

A general nick name given to person who tenfs to eat lot

Jeff: "Damn Fatty McFatterson, can you eat anymore"

by isabelc14 March 1, 2009

Fatty McPhaterson

A phat fatter.

Become one with the spoon, Neo.

by ChronoNuriko November 29, 2003

Fatty Tub Tub

One who is overweight, ugly, and requires a team of 16 CGI animators and professional photo editors three weeks of editing before a single final-production picture is deemed myspace worthy. Unfortunately, this picture looks nothing like the person in real life and gives the FTT a false sense of attractiveness.

"Nasche."
"Look at that Fatty Tub Tub!"

by Malkirz November 24, 2006