Can't even know 

The inability to be able to relate to something.

Unable to answer a question.

a: Do you know when the train comes.
b: Man, I can't even know.

Can't even know by Pete Fresh August 2, 2007

cant even know 

A phrase commonly used by a slightly mental young man who remarkably resembles a smelly cave-dwelling mammal. Used to express great amounts of anger and frustration when no other words will come to mind. For best results, combine with the phrase "dont even swell". Feel free to add other words as you see fit.

"I get laid"
"Are you sure? I cant think of anyone who would want to do something like that to you."
"Cant...not...even...know...just...NO!"

cant even know by Mr. Fields May 8, 2005

don't even trip

1. Used to tell someone not to jack them around or lie to them and/or make excuses.
2. In reference to a "drug" in question that someone has led someone else to believe gets you really high but the user knows from experience that it doesn't.

1. Don't even trip foo. I saw yo ass yesterday fuckin around wit my hoes.
2. What the fuck do you sniff sharpies fo? That shit don't even trip!

don't even trip by mandi November 28, 2003

I can't even know 

An expression used when somebody is to drunk to make sense.

Matt proclaimed "I can't even know what it was" after being hit in the head with a coke bottle, obviously drunk.

I can't even know by fv July 28, 2008

I didn't even have Taco Bell today 

A saying used by someone who has come up with a case of unjust diarrhea. They don't know what they are. They just know they are shitting their brains out. (Note: this is interchangeable with Chipotle, both have been known to cause explosive diarrhea and in some cases shit blood)

Jimmy: dude what's wrong with you?
Nick: I don't know dude I've been to the bathroom 13 times in the last 2 hours. I don't even know what happened I didn't even have Taco Bell today

I didn't even have Taco Bell today by T. Thunda January 10, 2015

You Weren't Even Born 

An insult on someone that is young.

Son, YOU WEREN'T EVEN BORN

You Weren't Even Born by Mrs.Mans December 12, 2016

Do you even trim? 

A question askin if you trim the eyebrows

Do you even trim Pegasus?

Do you even trim? Simon

Do you even trim? by 202conman202 August 6, 2018