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cockezius erectus

The musclature of the penis
Girl 1: damn you have a monsterous cockezuis erectus, vermin Chad.
Chad : thank you very much.

Boy 1: You seem to have a minature cockezius erectus there, virgin Brad
by Ankindankwalker October 11, 2019
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Homo erectus

French for a gay man’s penis
Homo erectus (meaning 'upright man') were a species of archaic humans from the Pleistocene, earliest occurrence about 2 mya. They are proposed to be the direct ancestors to several human species, such as H. heidelbergensis, H. antecessor, Neanderthals, Denisovans, and modern humans.34 As a chronospecies, the time of its disappearance is thus a matter of contention or even convention. There are also several proposed subspecies with varying levels of recognition.
Wow that’s a huge homo erectus
by Cum bare fly March 19, 2020
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pectus erectus

a deformity of the chest that causes the sternum to grow inward
"yeah, he had to have surgery to fix his pectus erectus"
by rlo43 June 30, 2021
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reddit erection

sort of like a instinct when someone disrespects things redditors like
nerd: Keanu reeves is trash

*reddit erection kicks in*
reddit chad: *buttfucks the nerd until he apologizes*
by naenihanaenae February 13, 2022
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erection

1)the rapid outward movement of the penis with the cause being sexual activity, thinking about sexual activity, or seeing a hot girl

2) Word used is Boner
3)Only funny word used in Anchorman
4) Also: will not go away by bending it in (i no from experience)
5) Tip: Never try to get them in school, u will be made fun of!!!
Mr. Burgundy u have a massive erection
She's so hot shes givin me a Boner

Female 1: What the hell is stickin out if ur pants
Female 2: Nothing.. (looks around,tries to bend it in)
Female 2, YOUR MAKING IT WORSE!!!!
by rob August 2, 2004
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erectional discharge

the state of an orgasm on the male body. In which his eyes roll far back into his head and he leans back, releasing the angry demon into her unsespecting face.
Erectional discharge is a very beautiful thing
by Allister December 6, 2007
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wake-up erection

erection that is effected through engorgement of the penis during sleep. Also called morning erection.
He is having problems with erection so when he wakes up in the morning and finds himself having wake-up erection, he engages in sex with his wife.
by uttam maharjan June 22, 2010
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