empty bacon

Bacon that sacrifices its flavor to a dish due to cooking, such as baked beans or green beans (Southern).

I know the empty bacon has no flavor, but I still pick it out and eat it.

by Garpike September 14, 2011

Empty shaft

when you penis remains erect promptly after ejaculation

Aw man look at my empty shaft

by Memesmith June 21, 2016

Emphobia

Or Emphobic: A different way of being homophobic and fearing Gays called Em (for ex.: @CHRlSlTY on TWITTER) ; Emphobia is equal to Homophobia

Diane: ew a fag called em

Em: y’all have homophobia wbk

Carmen: we have emphobia actually

Em: yikes

by CHRlSlTY August 16, 2019

Empty minded

A guy from California who thinks nobody he had ever met in life had ever tried to capitalize off a perceived weakness of his. Nobody had ever thought he was oblivious to their true agenda in life, everybody he met was perfect and wonderful.

The empty minded guy seemed to trust everybody he met, though people considered him ignorant, and his existence blissful.

by Solid Mantis September 20, 2019

Empy

empy’s a sped bitch
Is bipolar asf
Sucks at math
Hard to deal with
Will give you a hell of a time
She loves dick
Hates people
Is complicated
Hates school
Depressed...
But a fucking amazing person

Hey look it’s Empy.

by Big.Dick.Nigga September 14, 2020

smile empty soul

A band that was punkrock but is now emo, yet is still decent, there about only band that went from punkrock to emo and didnt suck ass

Smile empty soul's first album smile empty soul was a good punkrock album, but in their second album anxiety they sounded like good charlotte in

by smoogyfoogyboo September 20, 2005

empty netter

A humorous comment that occurs when somebody says something that lends itself to a great joke, as in an empty net goal in hockey. An empty netter is often a sex-related comment.

When my girlfriend said I never knew what would come out of her mouth, it was an empty netter for me to say that I know what goes into her mouth.

by spurtd21 December 1, 2009