Elf-esteem

Feeling under appreciated most of the time; being a three-foot-tall adult who makes toys for one day of the year. When someone says you have elf-esteem (unless you're already short) it's usually an insult, or they are calling you glum.

Katy looks like she woke up with elf-esteem. Look at her watching TV and taking apart her cell-phone.

by Elfish Elsie! November 1, 2012

elf!!

"elf!!" has a smile so big.. even the most friendliest people will fun away from him.

elf!!: "Hi! :)"
Friendly Person: "Get away from me!"
elf!!: ":)))))"

by ~ elf!! ~ January 2, 2021

Elf Family

Ever lasting friendship. Including northern unicorns

Even a northern elf can be part of the elf family

by ThisElf June 9, 2021

chocolate elf

It's the sexual act of pouring chocolate on the nipples of an unaware person while dressed like an elf.

Today I was the chocolate elf of the mall , i was arrested.

by Elf of the chocolate December 8, 2024

Elf Fucking

It’s when you fuck one of Santas elf and enjoy it and somehow stay on the nice list

Bob: What are you doing for the holidays?
Joe: I’m elf fucking tonight

by I am a illegal minority December 18, 2017

predator elf

THINK FAST CHUCKLENUTS

predator elf

by CHILDFUCKER84 August 3, 2021

ice bak mice elf

fuck myself

ice bak mice elf

by eye yam stew peed September 22, 2023