Elf Family

Ever lasting friendship. Including northern unicorns
Even a northern elf can be part of the elf family
by ThisElf June 9, 2021
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sick fuck elf

A sick fuck elf is one nasty little cunt. Usually can be used along with the term Asshat. Derived from the "Warhammer" series and made popular by James Buddy.
"Man that guy is a sick fuck elf"
"What a bunch of sick fuck elves"
by Official_WhaleWatchers October 9, 2017
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ELF

ELF or elf - short form/acronym used in text and social media posts to stand in for “ever-living fuck”, an amplification of the more common “af” and “wtf” acronyms. The “af” form can be altered thusly: aelf. The “wtf” like so: wtelf.
What the elf is this??? Why in the elf are there so many definitions for Santorum? That is confusing aelf.
by SpaceProphet January 1, 2018
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ELF

An acronym for Emotional Load Female. A less than significant other really just a mere acquaintance or friend that you blow your emotional cum load into on occasion after a rough week or argument with your wife or girlfriend.
Thank god it’s Friday bro this week sucked!!😒 Ima go to the trailer park to kick it with Brandi. That ELF got some world class ass that’ll make you blow your load quick like.
by Cockspert23 April 24, 2023
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elf in a jar

coolest elf ever
why capture
yall suck

kid: captures elf
elf: noo you bitch let me out of here rn
kid: captures elf
elf: noo you bitch let me out of here rn

elf in a jar is a elf that fucking dies in a jar from a stupid kid
by pufflerdude January 3, 2023
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Elf

A Chinese midget that is forced to work with a fat fuck in his factory to make toys and other shenanigans.
-yo dude look at the elf
-awesome, I wonder if it will give me a Huawei for Christmas
by juggingrootsyeehaw12 October 15, 2023
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Elf pubes

The hairy green seaweeds that float in the ocean water are actually elf pubes. When the eldest elf dies in the village their pubes must be shaved because the hairs contain special powers which mustn’t be used for evil and only for good.
Look out it’s elf pubes in the water don’t touch them!
by The little dingler man July 23, 2023
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